Kees

Religion in which people believe the world and everything in it exists entirely of Kees and David in certain unclear amounts.
Kees is mostly viewed as good and David as the bad because david laughed at everything that failed.
But some people say that david isn't evil at all because he is more like a group player.
kees is also used as a name if the original name is unclear.

No i dont believe in god, i believe in kees.
De's probably more david than kees.
Don't mention kees, he's a bit grumpy today.

Kees by Reiga January 4, 2010

knee biter

a little, petty jerk that metaphorically doesn't even come up to your waist in stature.

"man, did you hear what Arminda said Pete?" "Yeah, she just a knee biter"

knee biter by ttocs May 29, 2004

Keester Sutherland 

The act of kicking someone in the groin area, spitting on them and then taking a big hearty dump on their chest.

Brandy wanted to spice things up a bit in the bedroom. So she grabbed Richard and gave him a Keester Sutherland on the floor.

Keester Sutherland by Toaster66 April 28, 2006

knee capped

A method of persuation or intimidation that originated from the I.R.A. (Irish Republican Army) where a person is held down and someone takes a 2x4 piece of wood with a nail stuck through it and beats the victims knees with it untill they rip his/her knee cap off or permanently damage it so they can never walk again and undergo serious pain and agony.

An Orange coat got knee capped to scare the british out of Ireland.

knee capped by MoFo'in CRIT January 23, 2005

Keesh 

Keesh equals Money-$$$$

Yo homeboi u got some keesh on ya?
or Don't got some keesh.so i'm gon ask ma popz

Keesh by Mizz-T September 21, 2005

Arrow to the Knee 

Incorrect term used by many when trying to sound like they play Skyrim. The correct phrase is Arrow IN the knee. IN THE KNEE.

follower: I used to ....... then I took an arrow to the knee
WRONG
IT'S ARROW IN THE KNEE
GOSH.

Arrow to the Knee by Frank1777 February 8, 2012

keesha 

A combination of shisha tobacco and keef.

Keef was mixed the shisha tobacco (thus creating keesha) in a hookah bowl before it was covered with foil and smoked.

keesha by FrostyHotSauce February 20, 2012