Hoophlat

I derrogative insult meant to easily offend those targeted by it.

That dude is a "hoophlat".

by Heavy Trash November 30, 2011

hoofster

A lazy hipster who likes others to google for him.

"Yesterday Carlo hoofsted again on FB, he's one of the best hoofster out there !"

by kabooki October 5, 2013

hoop hottie

A girl who has a thing for/hooks up with Basketball players

Guy: So Jamie's hooked up with three of the guys from the team?

Other guy: I'd tap that, she's a hoop hottie.

by The Og Hoop Hottie December 15, 2013

hooped earrings

a big circle plonked on your ear.

look at that chav's with them massive hooped earrings.

by E.Q AND P.C February 6, 2014

hoodswoggle

To be bamboozled, hoodwinked and or hornswoggled by someone with hood like characteristics.

That dude hoodswoggled me out of my food stamps by telling me his 15 kids needed to eat when really he traded them for drugs.

by Markrod420 March 7, 2014

Hoodsome

a threesome between young trouble makers or hoodlums

"don't look now but I think there's a hoodsome going on over there"

by mr.heckles March 8, 2015

Hoop hurt

When you have a blazing hot curry one night and the morning after you get a burning sensation on your hoop

Boy 1 : Think I'll get the hottest curry on the menu

Boy 2 : Watch out you'll get hoop hurt tomorrow

by Mojojo September 24, 2015