guy - fuck you, bitch!
girl - go fuck yourself you asshole!
guy - yeah, well fuck you, you smelly pirate hooker
girl - go fuck yourself you asshole!
guy - yeah, well fuck you, you smelly pirate hooker
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When a woman spreads her legs like the splits except vertically. The man comes in from either her vag or behind. The woman can bend her knee over his shoulder if she gets tired if a man also gets a blowjob at the same time in a threesome it is known as "the big H"
"I was hookering Julie last night"
"Really how'd it go?"
"Well Conor came in and we H'd her"
"Sweet.."
"Really how'd it go?"
"Well Conor came in and we H'd her"
"Sweet.."
by GAVIN ELMO January 13, 2009
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Pete went out got himself a ho then passed out, when he woke up in the morning his wallet was empty and he was stranded at the Mustang Ranch, poor Pete got Hooker Jacked.
by Stew Nic December 9, 2008
Get the Hooker Jacked mug.1. A joyous time to rejoice at the end of the year with redundant department store music. Characterized by Santa Klaus, laughter, giving and receiving undesirable gifts, eating pork chops and egg nogg until you are utterly disgusted with yourself and everyone else in your presence.
2. A special time at the end of the year marked by useless kindness which is usually regarded as fake and self interested promises of the next year.
3. A Greco-Italo-Ecuatorian tradition of Biblical proportions, marked by extreme hubris, loss of dignity, and the fall of mankind. While Greeks still dispute this definition, Italians happily claim ownership, along with other disgraceful traditions and arts, including the infamously short lived roccoco art movement.
2. A special time at the end of the year marked by useless kindness which is usually regarded as fake and self interested promises of the next year.
3. A Greco-Italo-Ecuatorian tradition of Biblical proportions, marked by extreme hubris, loss of dignity, and the fall of mankind. While Greeks still dispute this definition, Italians happily claim ownership, along with other disgraceful traditions and arts, including the infamously short lived roccoco art movement.
1. Hey, Happy Hollerdays!
2. Boy, what a wonderful afternoon. What are you doing these Hollerdays? Say hi to Tim for me.
3. Our Hollerday dinner of Palmetto deParmigiano's Tiny Meatballs, "was a particular letdown."
2. Boy, what a wonderful afternoon. What are you doing these Hollerdays? Say hi to Tim for me.
3. Our Hollerday dinner of Palmetto deParmigiano's Tiny Meatballs, "was a particular letdown."
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