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cat hammer 

A dirty stinky filthy whore that copulates with middle aged men. One who engages in sexual activity compulsively and without any satisfaction. Sex is her black tar heroin.
That chick is total cat hammer, I can't buy a pack of smokes without running into 9 dudes shes fucked.
cat hammer by AabbaZabba December 12, 2008

drop the hammer 

north jersey guido: they really dropped the hammer last night at that show.
jersey slut: fuckin-a right, and it rocked!
drop the hammer by octo January 26, 2004

Scotland Hammer

Hammering the "vag" with a finger, dildo, or cock, while listening to and/or playing the bagpipes. Double the points for playing the pipes while pounding. Triple the points for pounding a girl wearing a kilt or for you yourself wearing a kilt.
Oh my fucking god, he brought out the bagpipes! Scotland Hammer x2!

MC Hammer 

A very cool rapper guy from the eighties/early nineties, is NOT a one hit wonder.
His greatest works include "U Can't Touch This", "Here Comes the Hammer", "Too Legit to Quit", and "Turtle Power".

The Roman Sledge Hammer 

A sexual position adopted by the late Septimus Decimus Octavius III in Goth occupied Rome. It is said that no position could match The Roman Sledge Hammer, which involves a man performing multiple cartwheels into his required orifice whilst clenching seedless olives in between his toes. This position was later beaten by the feared Bosnian Quiche.
"I gave her a right good Roman Sledge Hammering last night" Jeff.
"Did you use the seedless green olives from Sainsburies I told you about?" Joe.
"Well... yes, but they were stuffed with Feta cheese!" Jeff
"Then you didn't fucking perform The Roman Sledge Hammer you cunt, (See cunt) Octavius himself would be turning in his grave!" Joe

belarus steam hammer

The act of making a vagina bleed by the means of excessive fisting.
bob: yo i made my girlfriend bleed last night!!
john: how dude?
bob: i gave her a belarus steam hammer!