The Akron Hammer

The "new and improved" nickname for LeBron James that is apparently "TAKING THE U.S.A. BY STORM." The "Akron" part of the name is because of the simple fact that LeBron James hails from the mean streets of Akron, Ohio. The "hammer" part of the nickname serves no purpose. It could just serve the purpose of giving Michelle Beadle an excuse to fantasize about getting hammered in the ass by LeBron James.
Nobody knows where this definition first came into existence but Michelle Beadle will continue to use this word in an unchallenged manner on SportsNation. Never fear though Michelle will eventually stop using this word once she realizes that she has no chance of getting LeBron on her and she will soon begin to hate him..just like Tom Brady whom she now despises for "no apparent reason."

The only time you would ever use this word is if you wanted to sound like a complete and utter moron.

guy 1: "Oh my god did you just see that monster dunk?!?! The Akron Hammer strikes again!!!."

guy 2: "I'm almost positive that's fuggin LEBRON JAMES you retard...but yeah Kobe got wrecked."

by Michelle Beadle is a bitch December 25, 2009

Hebrew Hammer

A man is getting a woman from behind and donkey punches her in the back of the head. When she turns around in pain the man circumcises himself and throws the foreskin in her face. He then yells OPAH and runs away. He does all of this while wearing a yamaka.

Last night I gave Shirley the old Hebrew Hammer....obviously she's pissed at me.

by lights on April 19, 2011

hammer and sickle

(n.) The symbol of communism. Consisted of a hammer and sickle crossing eachother at 45 degree angles, facing opposite directions. The hammer was to represent the town workers, while the sickle represented agricultural workers.

some little pinko misanthrope bastard drew a hammer and sickle on my car windshield this morning, how I shall make his buttocks hurt....

by Gumba Gumba May 21, 2004

swinging hammer

A refernce in the Red Hot Chili Pepper's song "Dani California" possibly refering to Communism or being a Communist.

"Poppa was a copper and'a momma was a hippie
In Alabama she was swinging hammer..."

by Robert Paulson July 9, 2006

thunder hammer

A sexual posistion in which the male holds his boner to his chest, and releases it to smack the female in the face. Similar to a thunder fuck.

If a Dirty Sanchez is not your forte, then give her a thunder hammer to make your day.

by Philly K. September 30, 2006

meat hammer

a term used to describe the act of shitting after a large meat dinner. This term refers particularly to both the power of the shit and the distinct rotten meat aroma left in the stall after completion of said event.

That gyro went right through me I need to hit the bathroom and drop the meat hammer.

by MrPrefect July 22, 2006

fart hammer

the penis of a homosexual male,a fart hammer for hammering farts.

when are you gonna let me stick this fart hammer up your ass!?

by ted July 4, 2004