A sexual position adopted by the
late Septimus Decimus Octavius III in Goth occupied Rome. It is
said that no position could match The Roman Sledge Hammer, which involves a man performing multiple cartwheels into his required orifice whilst clenching seedless olives in between his toes. This position was later beaten by the feared Bosnian
Quiche.
"I gave her a right good Roman Sledge Hammering last night" Jeff.
"Did you use the seedless green olives from Sainsburies I told you about?"
Joe.
"Well... yes, but they were stuffed with Feta cheese!" Jeff
"Then you didn'
t fucking perform The Roman Sledge Hammer you cunt, (See cunt) Octavius himself would be turning in his grave!"
Joe