ham twat

A vagina that is very large in size, like a christmas ham.

Yo dude, right before i fucked her, i saw her hairy ham twat.

by Random Ass Terrence June 6, 2005

clamping hams

During sex, the spreading of an ass cheek to get a deep thrust

That ass was so thic i was clamping hams to get in there

by Ham clamping jones April 25, 2017

Pressing Ham

Exposing your bare ass and spreading your butt cheeks onto an object possibly leaving a slight anal residue to the surface.

"Bro, I was Pressing Ham on my neighbors door handle last night and my best buddy opened the door right after"

by Johny Cakes May 8, 2012

Hangin' ham

A vagina with the inner flaps (labia) hanging out, often looks like there is ham hanging from the fanny.

Ewwww look at that girls hangin' ham

by Simonononon October 21, 2008

Drop a ham

To take an exeptionally large and smelly dump.

Did someone drop a ham in here, I can't hardly breathe.

by Biff Cool May 30, 2006

Tennessee ham

sex; sometimes specifically anal sex

"They sell Tennessee ham, and strawberry jam...." - Dixie Chicks

"Gimme some of that Tennessee ham!" - horny guy

by Jayzeee December 6, 2006

ham job

To wrap ham (specifically sliced ham) around a person's penis and give them a hand job. Afterwards, the giver takes the ham and eats it.

"Now, you wanna give me a ham job!"

"I think I'm going to ask Bill to give me a ham job"

by Vagiotta May 2, 2007