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Ham-mitts
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A football
player
who is unathletic,
dumpy
and has terrible hands. He has
ham
for hands.
Yeah
man
he's got some
ham
-mitts, he couldn't catch a
cold
Ham-mitts
by
Bobsdobs
August 15, 2011
Get the
Ham-mitts
mug.