soccer-mom hair

Short, easily managed, but completely unfeminine and unflattering haircut worn by overweight, middle-aged women with 2.6 children who spend more than 40 hours per week, obsessively focussed on their precious children's extra-curricular activities. The often overly highlighted cut is typically parted in the center or to one side, with longish bangs, no hair products and is distinguished from more stylish and current short hairdos by it's roots in 70's and 80's fashion, re-hashing the "dorothy hamill" and "geraldine ferraro" styles, and often worn with "mom jeans," (also rooted in 80's style - high wasted with baggy ass and peg leg), baggy sweatshirts and white sneakers.

i want a short bob, but i don't want soccer-mom hair!

by roach motel April 14, 2008

Jerry Lewis' Hair

Chronic punchline for many a late night momologue or stand-up comedy routine. Mr. Lewis himself commented about his hair in a Penthouse interview: "I have more grease in my hair than Anthony Quinn's cunt."

"Oil crisis? We should simply connect a tanker to Jerry Lewis' hair."

by creedmoor October 10, 2004

Purple Hair

Hair which is colored purple!
Usually vibrant and seductive, the color purple evokes romantic thoughts, nostalgia, the energy of illusion, imagination and fantasy, sophistication, spirituality, and mystery.
It can also evoke feelings of gloom and can cause frustration.
Hair colored purple glimmers in the sunlight and makes for absolute beauty on the brave and blessed people who sport it!

"I just met a girl with purple hair and I think I've fallen in love!"

by n1c0Le May 27, 2006

hair flip

what girls do 2 get attention from any cute guy looking at them, a form of flirting

girl: i think he likes you.
girl 2: only one way to tell *hair flip*
guy: wow, she's hot.

by hot-holton-punk January 23, 2005

Hafro

Common among aging black men who have begun balding but still try to sport the "natural".

Sherman Hemsley (George Jefferson) sports one mean hafro!

by Rin Rin September 16, 2005

hair and makeup friends

People who share a superficial relationship with each other and do not delve into topics that are too personal or deep. The extent of "hair and makeup friendships" include, but not limited to, discussing fashion, makeup, hair, and entertainment.

I am hair and makeup friends with the shampoo person at the beauty salon.

by Lena C. January 12, 2008

dirty hair

1.(noun) Figure of speech. Possession of rank, rancid, greasy and unwholesome hairs covering many areas of the body. One inflicted with this condition may take on the appearance of basil (dog) bathing in dogshit.
2. (adjective) Someone who said to have 'dirty hair' has been insulted to the worst degree
3. (noun) Simon Lenders

Simon you have 'dirty hair'

by Oliver and Basil September 30, 2004