guaranteed swallow

When you decapitate your partner and then have sex with the hole where their head was supposed to be while the head is watching during the 7 minutes of consciousness and finishing inside their esophagus... to make it kinkier have the head eat the asshole out involuntarily...

Liz and Ben found themselves in her room and she offered a guaranteed swallow... Ben unfortunately took it in the wrong direction.

by franksforthememories May 10, 2016

Guadawhomper

Someone (Usually very white and raunchy) who prefers large black cocks over oxygen.

Did you hear about Amanda? She's gone full blown guadawhomper! 3 different guys in one week! Coal Hauler Gone black, not coming back

Jungle fever Brown Sugar

by ImGoinWayOut August 16, 2016

Guardtard

A person who cries about everything constantly, who gets so butthurt they wish death on all their online foes.

He went full blown guardtard.

by Pseudodame October 21, 2016

Guard Hoe

Someone who is a lifeguard just so they can meet boys.

Ava is such a guard hoe. She only works here to get with the deep guards.

by Guardwhore January 30, 2017

Guardian Lions

A typical way to define someone who's really skinny that should definetly eat more.
Rarely used to describe a female

Look at that guy! he looks like a guardian lions!

by ZorgonGolla August 3, 2017

gualdamiro

A sexy one of a kind Guatemalan who loves to eat chocolate while lying on the beach sand. He will make you fall madly in love with his sexy smile.

Gualdamiro is a one of a kind chapin.

by Mantayman September 22, 2017

Gardar

A Norwegian viking name that means «the one who protects in the war». No one f**ks with a guy whith the name Gardar, cauce he is an animal that will destroy you. But usualy he is a nice guy that is good to everyone.

«one dose not simply walk trough a Gardar»

by Skahdjf554455 October 10, 2018