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Funnel Suck

When a woman goes down on a man's penis, her lips are so stretched downwards , it makes the appearance of a funnel. The elongate lips are the tip of the funnel, and the rest of her head are the bottom. This is opposite of a kiss sick, where the lips are closer to the face.
Roger: Hey, Dave! How did it go with Charmaine last night?
David: Oh, she was great! When she went down on me, her lips were SO stretched down on my cock, it looked like a funnel tip! She REALLY knows how to funnel suck!
by brooskitooski September 30, 2025
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funnelphobia

funnelphobia is the fear of Turlock, California after civil twilight
"oh yeah, dave? isn't he a funnelphobe?"
"what's funnelphobe"?
"someone with funnelphobia"
"ah makes sense"
by spaghettijuice October 9, 2025
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funationship

Where two people are involved but only for the most pleasant parts of a dating relationship. The fun things in life are shared and make a shared experience and memory. The drudgery.. we leave to others.

This can be going to Coachella, EDC, Bass Canyon or even the museum. Fun only and no responsibilities, they are taken care of by others.
I met Daddy 3 days ago and he insists on a funationship, leaving work to others… he’s talking about Disneyland and HARD Summer❣️
by Limitless1 November 2, 2025
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Finntarded

A person with has a strong arrogance, judgmentenal demeanor. Predominantly those of the Apostolic Luther faith, but is not limited to one religion or the other. Their view on life is limited to what is beyond their community, friends and anything outside of the Upper Peninsula or south of the Mackinaw Bridge. They may claim they can speak Finnish, however when talking to them it is like listening to the King James Bible. This has no reference to those from Finland, who have progressed beyond 1880. It is strictly related to those who migrated from Finland and established their rigid view on life and settled in the Upper Peninsula or other pockets of narrow minded individuals in the Mid-West
Finntared , Finntard. “Steve, is nothing but a Finntard” , “Dan is a Finntarded.” Just ignore them.
by JustAnotherYooper November 18, 2025
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Funn-Shi

Funn-Shi, Description of the weave that makes up everything imaginable, if you can think of it, it leads to Funn-Shi.
Guy 1: Dude, I just got an idea for a Story.

Guy 2: Nice! Way to use your Funn-Shi.
by DomingoStrikesAgain November 29, 2025
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Candy Funnel

A normal beer funnel, except within the act of chugging an individual or many individuals spit candy into the top of the funnel. The person that is chugging must also chug down the pieces of candy or else he or she is a bitch.
Greg, im gonna spit smarties into the funnel so that it becomes a candy funnel. Dont be a cunt muffin and not swallow the candy.
by Neil Durkin December 9, 2008
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Dong Funnel

1:A person who is much like a funnel except they enjoy taking mens weiners inside them much like the given name funnel.

2: Slang for a homosexual
Evan: "dude curtis ur such a dong funnel!"

Curtis: " come on evan only ryan is that!"
by Legit OpTiKz November 28, 2009
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