graham crumbs

graham crumbs: what is left behind in the bottom of the toilet when people are in a hurry to shit and scoot in public restrooms or in the workplace bathrooms. typically practiced by men.

friend 1: aw man! someone left me some graham crumbs in the toilet again. i had to flush before putting the extra toilet sheets on the seat.
friend 2: dude, that's shitty.

by heather mackey December 14, 2008

English Crumb

A slang term used to describe a sexual act. The specific type of act is not defined as to leave the audience guessing.

With an assortment of donuts to choose from, he only wanted an English Crumb.

Did you hear that Kurt gave Amy an English Crumb.

by Piranha669 April 17, 2011

Butt Crumb

The little bits of poo left behind after a flush. Butt Crumbs will generally swirl around as the toilet fills, but often settle in the bottom eventually. Phantom Butt Crumbs also exist - they tend to show up after the toilet fills halfway, so even after you check there is still a chance they will show up. Butt Crumbs are most common after eating a big salad or Chinese Buffet, but also occur often during an illness.

also known as 'leavings' by those more cultured.

'dude, did you have a salad today?'
'yeah, howd you know?'
'you left a bunch of butt crumbs in the toilet'
'must have been phantom, i waited after the flush for like a minute.'

also 'when you came to my apartment, you left butt crumbs, in the toilet...Annie are you ok? are you ok Annie?'

by qbe July 5, 2012

Crumpin

a very gay dance that clowns use to get sex

the clown was crumpin when he was bangin the girl

by stan April 12, 2006

crumpled

Getting the crumpler, a.k.a ring and pinkie fingers in the butthole and index finger in the vagina.

That girl got crumpled the other night by my buddy.

by Brosti December 24, 2005

crumpit

1. Crumpit means a close friend.
2. Or crumpit means a much needed or loved object.
3. A type of English pancake/muffin.

1. "What's up Crumpit! or John is my Crumpit. "
2. *My trombone is my Crumpit.*
3. *definition kind of explains itself doesn't it? An English muffin is a crumpit? *come on :)

by Poppit_19 February 16, 2008

crumple

To hand someone loose crumpled dollar bills as payment for something.>

I was in a hurry to catch the bus, so I gave the driver the crumple at the last minute.

by Dr Claw February 9, 2007