Colorado alligator

The tread thrown from a semi truck on the interstate. Any retread lost on the road.

Holy shit did you see that Colorado alligator it was the biggest one I've ever seen.

by Stelios Kontos June 28, 2016

colorado bagel bite

When you jerk off using a oven hot bagel bite and eat it afterwards

Chris: what did you have for dinner last night

Daniel: I had a Colorado bagel bite

by Big daddy ducanator November 20, 2016

colorado fruit smoothie

Putting frozen fruit such as strawberries, kiwi, etc into an ice bong to act as the coolant of the smoke. One may also substitute a fruity drink such as lemonade for bong water.

Man, we took some hits out of an ice bong filled with frozen strawberries. It was a Colorado fruit smoothie!!

by Spurgeman November 25, 2016

contrafact

Specious facts generated on the spot to refute or deflect an embarrassing or troubling fact. raised in discussion. Contrafacts are usually anecdotes at the best and outright lies, made up on the spot, in thier most widely used form. In brief, a specious factoid without a clear relationship to reality.

"Did you hear that contrafact? He totally {trumped it}."

by Dont Rump January 7, 2017

coloradical

Similar to dope or sick. At a higher level of cool than stellar because no one cool uses that word.

Bro, that trick you pulled on that jump was coloradical!

by Pama4566 May 9, 2017

Colorado Ounce

A "Colorado Ounce" is an ounce of marijuana composed of four individual quarter ounces of different strains of marijuana, named for the Colorado state recreational marijuana purchasing laws regarding out-of-state citizens, which often require a person to visit four different recreational marijuana shops, purchasing a quarter ounce from each, in order to leave the state with a full ounce of marijuana.

"I just picked up a Colorado Ounce from San Luis, let's smoke!"
"Let's drive up to Colorado and grab a couple COz's!"

by person on her bus May 30, 2017

Contraceeding

When someone annoys you for no reason

Tim is being very contraceeding today.

by DistantASh June 21, 2017