claustrophilia

deriving sexual gratification from intercourse in tight spaces

I was fucking a virgin in the back of a Volkswagon - it was total claustrophilia.

by H.R. Paperstack September 27, 2008

claustro cardigan

A straight-jacket, nuf said. Also spelt clostro cardigan. Known also as a Psycho-Poncho. Stitched with Kevlar thread, the garment is known as the Phobia Pullover

The market, say analysts, for claustro cardigans, is said to be around 1 billion dollars, but only if you travel 500 years into the future.

by jamie_ledge December 12, 2008

Claut

To slap someone with a mega force.

I claut her so hard her we've fell off

by Noahpreston_2 April 2, 2019

shortcut clause

Invoking the shortcut clause indicates you never wish to discuss a specifically distasteful topic again. It's entymology can be found in a "Simpsons" episode (www.tv.com/the-simpsons/itchy-and-scratchy-land/episode/1392/trivia.html) wherein the family takes a shortcut and a smash-cut brings us back to them, in disarray, with Homer intoning ominously, "Let us never speak of the shortcut again".

You would not use the shortcut clause to avoid talking about something good, only something too horrible or traumatic to want to relive in any manner.

She: How was your date with my sister?

He: I claim the shortcut clause.

by Keep The Reason March 4, 2009

santa clause dat ho

Where you fuck a black midget in antlers in the ass then make some ho suck your cock then cum on her chin to resemble a Santa beard.

Dude, last night I ran into Max's mom and I definitely santa clause dat ho!

by JGBS January 10, 2008

clamstep

bass, booty, glam, steps, drum, dub

so like one day that girl leen was all leestening to her major homees unreleasssd traccxx and she was like

OMG THAT IT and

clamstep was born

sounds like dubstep, skull disco, hyperstep and booty bass with an inland empire sized dose of glitter, glimmer, and all things a teenage suburban prostitute would want for her borethday

Calls yourself a lady first.
then:

stop jackin my swagger
quit bitin my style
you aint even cute now
i scened u for a while
i dont give up yo
math u deserve
count your calories AND
freshen up you serious
keep collecting my dust
just to synthesize a zoo of you
disrespecting as usual
take away your wideness
of all the wrong places
a no apologies girl
it just has to be you
takin territory i marked with my scent
allow ur puggy nose
deep inhale my stench
those mine cubic two meters
of delirious shed
entertain my mental space??
who the fuck called u over that day?!
STOP JACKIN my style
no biting my HAIR
you aint even cute now
*I* scened u for a split
where the hell your real jocks
mirrord mine special
cant believe you stared me
grotesquely for a segment
LOYALTY like a lollipop
swiping my locks
wacking my kicks
stealing my lucks
when our eyes dont meet
stop snooping my shit
i dont wanna deal
with some puppy ho
tryinna be a bitch

fuck off.

i scened
i scened
I SEEN U 4 A WHILE

clamstep!

by leena leen October 8, 2008

claustrophobicize

Similar to suffocated; claustrophobicize is the act and feeling that you could become suffocated; being confined to a small space in which to breathe. The active fear of a closed space.

When I'm down on her vajayjay and I can't breathe, I'm getting claustrophobicized!

Man, he is claustrophobicizin' this room with his stank!

by Sam Francis December 29, 2007