cum cougher

a person who sucks dick so much they cough cum

Paris Hilton is a Cum Cougher

by D Roman June 4, 2005

couch

A piece of furniture more diverse than a coffee table.

Hey, move over so I can sit on the couch.

Is it ok if I crash at your place?
Sure, you can have the couch.

You don't have any foot rests?
Nah, just prop 'em up on the couch.

I ate dinner in front of the tv last night on the couch.

I couldn't make it to the bathroom, so I used the couch.

I bought my dog a couch.

by Imelda Czechs May 6, 2013

Coughalot

1. This girl in my e-commerce class who coughs until she gets everybodys attention towards her.

2. A girl that will cough until she almost gets sick so that everyone asks is she okay.

3. A girl that always tells us about her boring life and noone listens to her.

4. The girl that called Anthony a dork because he tryed talking while she was and she wasnt getting everybodys full ATTENTiON.

Anthony: So how was everyones weekend?
Coughalot: He is such a dork and then starts coughing until our teacher asks is she okay
Anthony: Man I'm bout' to start bucking on her
Coughalot: Still coughing

by D.M.S. January 9, 2009

couchgasm

similar to the term bedgasm, it entails the feeling of utter euphoria after lying down on one's couch after strenuous actions for long periods of time. The feeling usually endures from 10 to 30 minutes.

After working the strip joint for 6 hours, Lita laid down to rest on her couch and felt her muscles vibrate with glee as she experienced her couchgasm.

by Flipper2156 January 31, 2009

Couch Mining

To scrounge for coins, pens, or or other small objects typically found under the cushions and/or inside the gaps of a couch or chair.

JOHN: Hey Pete, you gotta extra fifty cents for a small pizza?

PETE: I think so, lemme just lift a cushion here and do a little couch mining for change.

by Mr Tango Jones February 2, 2010

couchpotatoism

the act of spending numerous hours a day the couch, glued to tv and/or video games, while stuffing your face with chips sodas and ho ho's

Couchpotatoism has been ont he rise for the last five years, contributing to the increase of fat ass people in North America.

by dmoney4_2_1 July 9, 2010

couch-wife

a couch-potato house wife

Bob:"Where does Bill's wife work?" Jane:"She doesn't do any kind of work; she's a couch-wife."

by Candylaw December 17, 2012