1. This girl in my e-commerce class who coughs until she gets everybodys attention towards her.
2. A girl that will cough until she almost gets sick so that everyone asks is she okay.
3. A girl that always tells us about her boring life and noone listens to her.
4. The girl that called Anthony a dork because he tryed talking while she was and she wasnt getting everybodys full ATTENTiON.
2. A girl that will cough until she almost gets sick so that everyone asks is she okay.
3. A girl that always tells us about her boring life and noone listens to her.
4. The girl that called Anthony a dork because he tryed talking while she was and she wasnt getting everybodys full ATTENTiON.
Anthony: So how was everyones weekend?
Coughalot: He is such a dork and then starts coughing until our teacher asks is she okay
Anthony: Man I'm bout' to start bucking on her
Coughalot: Still coughing
Coughalot: He is such a dork and then starts coughing until our teacher asks is she okay
Anthony: Man I'm bout' to start bucking on her
Coughalot: Still coughing
by D.M.S. January 9, 2009
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Can be applied almost anywhere - Exams, Funerals, The Office, In the company of your loved one.
Needs precision timing to avoid extreme embarrasment.
Can be applied almost anywhere - Exams, Funerals, The Office, In the company of your loved one.
Needs precision timing to avoid extreme embarrasment.
Me:
*Deep breath, for a couple of seconds*
"Cough" *fart* "Cough".
Friend:
You need to brush up on your coughart timing, sir.
*Deep breath, for a couple of seconds*
"Cough" *fart* "Cough".
Friend:
You need to brush up on your coughart timing, sir.
by tomharding January 12, 2009
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Coughalot
• coughart
• Coughblocked
• Couchalating
• Couggalo
• coughaliscious
• Coughaoke
• coughatitous
• Coughilitis
• coughoot
When one is ill-stricken to the point where bodily functions are failing and one's sexual life is constantly excused due to uncontrollable coughs, runny noses, sneezes, etc.
*Boy and Girl lean in for a kiss*
*Boy coughs*
*Girl leans back*
Boy: Aww man. I just totally got coughblocked.
*Boy and Girl are having sex*
*Boy sneezes in Girl's face*
Girl: That was a huge turn off. I'm leaving.
Boy: Aww man. I just totally got coughblocked. Again!
*Boy coughs*
*Girl leans back*
Boy: Aww man. I just totally got coughblocked.
*Boy and Girl are having sex*
*Boy sneezes in Girl's face*
Girl: That was a huge turn off. I'm leaving.
Boy: Aww man. I just totally got coughblocked. Again!
by Prautt August 8, 2010
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Bob: Oh man. You might have coughatitous.
Bob: Oh man. You might have coughatitous.
by Coughatitous May 23, 2014
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Bob- Hey, whats a good example of a Couggalo?
Joe- Probably Hugh Hefner; that guy is drowning in women!
Joe- Probably Hugh Hefner; that guy is drowning in women!
by 5calzi October 30, 2009
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NOUN
PRONOUNCED: cough•fart
The act of breaking wind, or farting, while you are coughing. Sometimes associated with COUGHSHART, which is the act of breaking wind so violently that you end up shitting your pants through a fart, while coughing.
NOUN
PRONOUNCED: cough•fart
The act of breaking wind, or farting, while you are coughing. Sometimes associated with COUGHSHART, which is the act of breaking wind so violently that you end up shitting your pants through a fart, while coughing.
David heard Ellie's COUGHART while he was getting high. He laughed and told her she was lucky that she didn't COUGHSHART all over her panties.
by ghost_hunter October 24, 2006
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by Timothy Steele September 29, 2010
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