Cincinnati chili 

This culinary barbarity from Cincinnati, Ohio is really a hoked-up spaghetti sauce that consists of a faux weak chili flavored with spices such as chocolate, cinnamon, allspice, and possibly Worcestershire.

This goop is spooned on pasta (of all things!) and topped off with ingredients such as chopped onions, shredded Cheddar cheese, beans, and crushed oyster crackers. Cincinnatians who specify Five-Way Chili get the works: all of that.

A trip to Ohio would not be complete without sampling some Cincinnati chili, and enjoying the dribbling diarrhea that it both resembles and may result from it.

Cincinnati chili by eViL pOp TaRt December 31, 2006

inverted chili dog 

The shit that works its way into the man's penis while having a chili dog.

That inverted chili dog had me pissing brown for a week!

inverted chili dog by LDi September 1, 2008

red hot chili peppers 

the red hot chili peppers are an amazing and versital band. their current members consist of john frusciante, flea (michael balzary), anthony kiedis, and chad smith. their music is at times very funk and fun but at other times is very serious and beautiful. they have come of age gratly in the past 15 years and are worthwhile to the ears of many.

i remember when i was 11 years old and i heard my sister blasting blood sugar sex magic and i realized, "...maybe this whole backstreet boys thing is kind of gay. maybe there is other music out there with passion and meaning but can still be fun, even crazy with amazing drum, bass, and guitar solos...." i dont think i have ever felt more passionate about anything else in my life. from then on i was hooked to the red hot chili peppers. i learned everything i could about them and had my own secret crushes on every memeber while my friends were fantasizing about their n'sync gods. this made me mature in a whole different way than them. so what did i do? i got new friends but i was also finding myself. i had found something that was beautiful, pure, and natural. it was something that i had just for me. i love the red hot chili peppers so much because they gave me something that i never would have had. i soon realized that young people (even at the age of 11) are capable of so much more than they are given credit for. for example flea inspired me so much with his amazing beats that i decided to learn bass. i never thought before that i could even play music. i have come to learn every bit of information about the red hot chili peppers that i can. they helped me to branch off into different styles of music and listen to bands that i never would have heard of in a lifetime if not for them. maybe if i had discovered them when i was older they wouldnt be such a big deal to me now but im thankful that they came into my life.

red hot chili peppers by ellie ;) June 11, 2006

Shit Chili 

having a bowl of chili while drunk off your ass.

or oatmeal creampies

"tommy want some chili..."

"Awh thats shit"

"aawh shit chili"

wheres the oatmeal

Shit Chili by Luke W and Drew C July 1, 2008

Jersey chili dog 

When you shit between a girls tits and then lay you dick there and fuck her and then cum between her tit

Last night while banging my girl I gave her a jersey chili dog.

Jersey chili dog by Asset team December 3, 2015

rose chili pepper 

When you go in to smell something and you think it's going to be nice, but to your surprise it stings your nose a little bit.

Hairdresser 1: Would you prefer brown or brunette hair color?
Sorority Girl: Well Becca told me brown is like bad for your skull
Sam: This is narrative this is what people live for this is development no one wants to read.
Damn that's a rose chili pepper

rose chili pepper by iwillsitonyourfacebitch May 10, 2016

fish chili 

When a man pours a can of chili on his penis to be used as lube, and then proceeds to put a jalapeño pepper in the woman's asshole as a replacement for a buttplugg. Then woman is then fucked until her vagina is agitated enough to resemble a bowl of chili. Fish chili.

Person 1: "I heard that Naddy let a girl stick a finger up his butt!!"
Person 2: "Really? I heard that Johnny had a bowl of Fish Chili with his Brazilian wife"

fish chili by EffingBuddah December 7, 2017