Cat

Asshole that hides in places even the universe would question.

Where's that fuckin cat?

by b600 January 8, 2022

cat

if you have a cat that means you are more likely a boring but rich person

man
you have a cat?
woman
yes....but i have a mansion

by leoonardo January 8, 2022

Cat

Cat is the coolest thing on earth because of how it has so much energy and it looks crazy

Ooooo i love this cat it looks like a big fluffy ball of fur

by Hehehepenny-hehehe January 9, 2022

Cat

A mystical creature that will knock off the papers on your desk and dirty your house but will also cuddle and bite you.

"Hey dude, do you think it's a cat?"
"Well, it knocked over my papers and laid down on them... So I would assume yes.

by Midevil Doomguy January 13, 2022

Cat

An animal who is THE CUTEST F R E A K I N G THING ON EARTH CAN YOU BLAME ME!?!?

My girlfriend just got a cat

by AliceTheSagittarius January 14, 2022

Cat

A cute little demon with razor sharp claws

"WATCH OUT! THERES A CAT!"

by anonymous January 18, 2022

Cat

An animal I love

give me some of that freshly made Cat

by fxtdftsfdsfghzdfhgxfhzgsdfghzs January 23, 2022