easy bake oven

A fusty slut. Fustey being fucking busted (get it?). Her Muffin shop is always open, therefore being easily impregnated. Derivitive of the term "having a bun in the oven"
They usually have no standards.

That bitch is such an easy bake oven, she'll fuck anyone that shows interest.

The man was distraught to find out his wife is an easy bake oven, after the paternity tests.

by Lexi and Nicki July 3, 2006

bake sale

refers to a girl who suffers from overweight issues. the term bake sale connotes directly to the amount of rolls the large girl possesses.

That bitch has enough rolls for every man, woman and child of this village. She is like a damn bake sale. Get 'em while they're hot.

by felix james October 21, 2007

bake ride

A trip in a vehicle for the sole purpose of smoking pot.

Yo dude i just picked up an eighth, u wanna go on a bake ride?

by djunky4203 September 11, 2005

bake off

A competition to see who can get more baked, i.e. who can smoke more weed.

Person 1: Holy shitt dude, this is my 29th bowl.... ive reached the plateau i think, can't do this bake off anymore..

Person 2: Stop being such a puss! I'm on my 69 bowl and I ain't even buzzed yet! *passes out*

by nirvana4lf December 27, 2008

Barked

The state of being insanely high after consuming massive amounts of weed in which you get strong urges to freestyle and record them on garageband with other barked buddies.

Ah man I'm so barked right now... Lets go lace a track.

by Keggalos October 26, 2010

country baked cunt ham

The sweet vagina of a corn-fed Midwestern girl.

For dinner tonight, I'm going to have me some Maker's Mark. And for dessert, a side order of country baked cunt ham.

by Sam Skidmarks March 6, 2007

baked

stoned/ high, under the influence etc

*interesting fact: in melbourne, they say fried; in sydney we are baked not fried

i just smoked so much weed, i'm baked

by hairy-harry December 5, 2010