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Chocolate Butler

The act of a woman inserting a Hershey's syrup bottle into her ass, emptying the contents of the bottle into her ass and then proceeding to fart on a man's face.
We didn't have any ice cream for dessert so i had my wife blast me with a Chocolate Butler!
by CaptShrek13 April 4, 2011
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Hop on that bud

Phrase used to ask someone if they want to smoke marijuana.
"Hey yo Kwame, tryna hop on that bud?"
by Icycone November 13, 2009
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Bill's "Busted" Nose & Tackle Shop

A small fishing-tackle store that once existed in Clifton, New Jersey, that was actually called "Bill's Tackle Shop." The store was owned by an old man named Bill, who had a horrifyingly huge, and severely injured & damaged nose that looked like it was most likely smashed with a brick, used as a pin-cushion and possibly afflicted with some hideous, degenerative disease. How something like this could happen to a man's nose remains a mystery shrouded in darkness.

Those who entered the store and encountered Bill, and his offensively grotesque, mutant-nose, would become so paralyzed with utter shock & disgust at the very sight of the vile atrocity, they would immediately forget what they had originally came into the store for in the first place, turn around, and leave. As they would drive home, it often became commonplace to theorize with friends on how Bill's nose could have possibly become such a mangled, foul abomination, leading to the shop being unofficially renamed by it's customers to include the mention of Bill's (insert adjective here) nose in the shop's name, again and again. The first of the new names being "Bill's Busted Nose & Tackle."
Bill's "Busted" Nose & Tackle Shop

Hey, wanna go to Bill's Busted Nose & Tackle before we head to the pond?

What time does Bill's Leprosy-eroded Nose & Tackle close on Sundays?

I was at Bill's Ghastly Nose-Injury & Tackle, and nearly vomited when Bill asked if I needed any help.

You know something? Bill's Nose IS Tackle!

Bill's Putrefied Nose Remains & Tackle's business will continue to suffer until Bill has his nose surgically removed.

Sadly, Bill's Perforated, Disintegrate Nose & Tackle closed down for good last month.
by The Creep1 March 27, 2013
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There’s no bunk beds in a graveyard

Used as an analogy for “when the grim reaper comes, you can’t call your friends. You’re going alone”
Bro1: Man you know i love you but “There’s no bunk beds in a graveyard”.
Bro2: fuck
by sukan December 27, 2022
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I understand that, but

Used in exasperation during an argument, with a notable impatience intended to slightly patronize the other party while furthering the speaker's other reasons.
Look, I didn't mean to shoot Marvin in the face.

I understand that, but that doesn't change the fact he's dead.
by Nobody0000 January 20, 2011
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Joe Buck Syndrome

A disease that originated from FOX Announcer Joe Buck. Symptoms of Joe Buck Syndrome include:

1) Only raises voice during a game-changing play.
2) Rarely, if ever, exhibits genuine excitement and passion.
3) Chronic smug.
4) Has a famous dad or brother.
Other announcers infected with Joe Buck Syndrome include:
Mike Tirico, Glen Kuiper, and the Gumbel brothers.
by lbtman October 21, 2010
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bungstretcher

A large, thick erect penis--in other words, a horsecock.
Tom used his bungstretcher on my gloryhole last night. It left me with a big drooling gaper--I love it! : )
by Steph M. August 17, 2007
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