Astro Crack

Astro crack meaning you are crazy about this certain van Chevy makes called the astro.....you do everything in it, Its your life its your wife it may even be your house.

im addicted to astro crack!

by Sora_D September 11, 2007

Astra

The very definition of being a salty af person.

"I'm 200% better than you"
"Stop being an Astra"

by Flappy The Clown May 14, 2018

Astro

1. an incredibly satisfying blowjob.
(see dome; i.e. Astro Dome.0

Damn shorty that was some good astro.

by Herb April 10, 2003

Astroturfing

"Astroturfing" is the act of trying to boost one's image online with fake comments, paid-for reviews, made-up claims and testimonials.

The GOP, Palin, and Cheney, are getting pretty good at astroturfing.

by Guido1 March 26, 2010

astroproject

To completely zone out and be totally oblivious to anything that is going on around you.

Yesterday in fifth period I just felt like astroprojecting.

by Austin Hayslip February 27, 2008

astronog

An Astronaut of colour

Blimey, the first black man in space, guess he's an astronog

by Roman Totale October 23, 2007

Astrology Cunt

Astrology Cunt is someone who thinks they are better than everyone else because they know their nAtAl cHaRtS. Aka a Chelsea.

I’m sorryI'm an Astrology Cunt and y’all are too dumb to know your placements other than your sun sign. To the point that when you make a post saying “wHaT sIgN iS tHiS?” And it’s relating to communication, emotions or sex and y’all think it has to do with your fucking sun sign? Are you really that unaware of a natal chart and planets?

So you have half the people in this group that actually know or want to learn astrology and the other half going “I’m a Leo, hurrdurr”. Just stop arguing with people in the comments because your understanding of astrology is limited to what day you are born and you have no clue how to travel past that. #dumbbitchenergy

by Dude8521 November 3, 2020