Dick penis

When a demon steals your penis rips the top of your penis off and drinks the sperm like diet cok.

I fucked a cactus and my Dick penis fell off.

by Hyphen_ July 5, 2020

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Turtle Penis

When you get out of a pool and your penis is so small it looks like a turtle penis!

That dude just got out of that pool, I bet he has a turtle penis.

by GAYturtleSEX July 8, 2020

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Chicken penis

The tastiest part of a chicken wig

"I just finished the rest of the chicken wing so time to eat the chicken penis."

by The yaoi meister September 6, 2020

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Riley Parish

He is a little shit who says hes a pimp but in reality is a big large simp he would bend over backwards for the first lady who walks past

Riley Parish is one big boi

by illgloooo September 6, 2020

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Mechanical spray lubricant such as WD-40. A French Canadian slang used by mechanics and others trades working in the underground mines. When something is seized up and needs loosening you apply the Glisse-Penis onto it to free up any nut, bolt or shaft. Commonly heard in and around underground mines.

Hey Donny Passe moi le glisse-penis
This definitely needs some glisse-penis
Fucker seized pretty good. Get some glisse-penis on that stat.

by Ugminer September 15, 2020

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