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Shimaya the Monkey

Shimaya the monkey was adopted at a young age when a family came by to the zoo and she fell out of the tree. The two children wanted a pet and asked their mother for a pet monkey. Their mother agreed and put the baby monkey in their purse and ran out of the zoo. Now this monkey isn't a very nice monkey in fact she's a very bad monkey and doesn't listen to instructions. Her nose also flares up when she's angry and has 5 basic gestures she turns to. Do you know someone like this? Call them Shimaya the Monkey
Stop being such a Shimaya the Monkey!!!
by heheheessdd May 30, 2025
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hairy hamish the chunky monkey

somebody who looks like a twink but is really fucking hairy mainly in there butthole but also on the chest waist belly balls fuckin pubes nipples asshole hairs
Anna: woah he looks like the twinkiest dude ive ever seen: nicole:i know right but i saw him without his shirt on he was just like hairy hamish the chunky monkey
by Ari xaiver gordon June 7, 2025
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Super Robot Monkey Team Hyperforce Go!

A 2004 Disney cartoon aired on the Jetix block with a name that sounds made up but is completely real

Gets surprising deep and kind of creepy in some episodes
Super Robot Monkey Team Hyperforce Go! Was my favorite show on Jetix
by Shuggazoom June 17, 2025
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shake that monkey

Biffany and Volet are sad they about to go to sharkeez and SHAKE THAT MONKEY!!!!!
by sharkeey November 6, 2025
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Michigan Mud Monkey

The Michigan Mud Monkey is when you anal a girl until her shit turns to liquid then you proceed to cover her in her own shit and make her climb a tree
“I just watched this girl on pornhub get Michigan Mud Monkeyed
by ilikebuttstuff87 January 9, 2026
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To talk incessantly. A colloquialism. Origin. Gert Godfrey or likely one of her ancestors.
Adrian could talk a tin ear off a brass monkey
by James B. Beam May 27, 2023
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