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Pakman Penis

When your penis is so mutilated that it splits from side to side like Packman. People with packman penis like to 'dock' with each other. Sages say that if you manage to eat all the fruit (Cherry, Strawberry, Orange, Apple, Melon, Galaxian, Bell, Key) with your Pakman penis you will get a powerup!
Srini totally wants to Pakman Penis you!
by Ohnoes-pop April 2, 2019
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Jade Parisian

A women who is usually cancerous to all men. She says she looks ugly and says she has depression (most of the time) but really she doesn't and is trying to grow attention.
Look at that Jade Parisian, she is trying to get another boy again.
by HFUIDSVDNIklvzkbfvra April 16, 2019
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vinegar penis

"yo i just slapped my dick now i have vinegar penis"
by bobharryguacamoel August 26, 2019
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Petty Penis

When your having sex with a female and you aren't able to pleasure her.
Guy: How you like this fat cock baby?

Girl: Ugh, well you have petty penis!
by SnakeBoiWasHere September 1, 2019
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Crusty Penis

Crusty penis is another way to say erection or boner, while confusing anyone around you.
Dude you’re crusty penis is showing!
by BattyMassive September 16, 2019
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Pant Penis

When you sit while wearing pants, extra fabric in the crotch forms a fold that resembles a penis.
I need to pull my pants or else I’ll have a pant penis!
by Jeanne Mango October 1, 2019
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paranormal penis

When you are haunted by a paranormal being with an enormous penis. Usually appears in bathroom selfies, mirrors, or in very comfortable female environments. Enjoys teabagging and catching you off guard.
Ghost hunting is all fun and games until your girlfriend goes missing and you found out she got murdered by the ghost with the Paranormal penis. What breaks my heart the most is everyone says she was enjoying it the whole time. At least she is resting in peace
by Paranormal penis police force October 14, 2019
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