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Whack-off Collage

A collage of pictures you e thrown together in ms paint to fap to so that you don't have to scroll through pictures while you go at it.
"My clicker finger was getting tired of going through pics in my spank bank so I made a Whack-off Collage."
by E3rdrocket December 30, 2013
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Whack

Look at that whack guy!! So edgy...
by PseudonymThatIsNotUsedBySomeon November 2, 2018
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Right Whack

When someone does something clearly dangerous and fucking stupid and then suffers the obvious consequences of their actions. Especially when that person complains about it after.
1. Kit was the world's best "free climber" - scaling deadly precipices with no ropes or safety equipment. Sadly Kit is no longer with us. Fuckin right whack Kittybang!!!!!!

2. Watch this youtube video of a guy getting his finger bitten off after he sticks his finger in a crocodile's chomper! "Uh oh, this sounds like a right whack".
by Chief Charles Moose November 29, 2011
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base whack

A poser or loser that has fungal infection of the genital areas.
Dude you're such a base whack.

She's a total base whack.
by Pseudonymousleme August 3, 2016
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whack chamois

Chamois or material used to catch semen when jacking off
i'm off to watch some porn and have a good session with my whack chamois
by Stu Lieman February 18, 2018
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whack

adj. A person who has an african-american parent as well as a caucasian parent.

adj. to describe a person with diverse behavioral traits

Also combination of white and black (wh-ack)
Johnny: Hey Frank, look at that hottie.

Frank: I'd tap the square root of that ass.

Johnny: Damn Frank, you whack.
by PositiveConnotation October 31, 2011
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Black Hole Whack-A-Mole

When you have dodo coming out of your bumhole and you play around with it a little so you squeeze it back in (like how a black hole sucks things in), then rebirthing it back out, then in, then out, etc. This repetitive movement is of similar fashion to the moles in the game Whack-A-Mole
I like to perform the Black Hole Whack-a-Mole technique because it feels as if someone penetrated me with their massive cock in my anus
by Dingleberry Legacy June 9, 2018
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