Emo Teenie Bopper

Female teenagers, usually age between 11 to 18 who think they are cooler than other female teenagers because instead of listening to Jonas Bros or Miley Cyrus, they listen to "bands" like My Chemical Romance and Fall Out Boy. Can be easily spotted because their style consists of thick black eyeliner,and they'll wear nothing but their favorite band merch from head to toe. The most common places to find them are on the first 50 rows of My Chemical Romance gigs or at your nearest Hot Topic. Will usually snapped when you called their favorite bands emo or pop rock because to them that is what real rock music sounds like.

Old Person: Teenie boppers nowadays sure look different. Back in my days, they were wearing flirty skirts screaming for Elvis but now they all look the same with their thick eyeliner and stuff.

Me: Yeah, they're called 'emo teenie bopper'.

by NoRules August 20, 2009

teeness

a small penis. a word i made up, but yall can use it.

that dude has a teeness

by DeathByStereo August 30, 2006

teenage boy things

the act of masturbation with the door locked. typically done when the boy is left home alone

Oh yeah, my mom just went to the store. Boutta do some teenage boy things. I'll back to you later

by vlonethugvyi April 22, 2019

teen of spades

A play on words (Ten/10 of Spades), similar to the Queen of Spades and Jack of Spades phenomenon, where a White, teenaged, female exclusively sees/dates/sexts/fucks/throws her pussy at/behaves like a total whore for Black males (usually at the deep consternation and dread of her parents).

Every 43 seconds, another middle-aged, White man busts his load while whacking off to Teen of Spades porn.

by yoube6ibe9 February 19, 2018

punk ass teenager

A teenager who either:
a) thinks their life is complete shit, when in fact, others have it much, MUCH worse than them
or
b) enjoys annoying certain people just to aggravate them, and claims themself to be so

a) Gosh, I can't beleive my friends say he's cheating on me! Things suck, I hate myself.
Uhm...stop being a punk ass teenager. There are kids in Africa starving to death! God!

b) Goddamnit Amanda! Cut it out and stop asking me the same damned thing!
Aw..Sorry...I was jsut being a punk ass teenager...*smiles*

by MakingxMexSmile June 21, 2008

teen

any person age 13 or over - around 20. So basically high school. these days, they are very material and cover up their real emotions. these people are into dating and care about how they dress. they are too old for disney channel, but too busy to watch the news. life is hard. they are still figuring things out.

Teen: wow. great. still not caring.
Tween: like OMg I CannOT believe This is happening to me!!!! the world must like hate me or something! :(
Adult: Oh dear! I will take action on this right away!

by imnotcool February 7, 2010

Sabrina the teenage witch

A half-decent show from the nineties about a teenage witch named Sabrina. Hilarious to watch if your name is Sabrina. However, it can also torture teenage girls named Sabrina. People will call you this at some point, (loudly and for no reason) and it is not amusing.

friend/random person: Hey! Sabrina the teenage witch! LOL.
person named Sabrina: not funny. Get out of my house.

by fjike August 2, 2011