Harlem city shuffle

when a woman pegs a man and punches a hole through a dry wall, on the other side all of his best friends are naked playing basketball and they watch the man getting pegged though the dry wall.

How was your weekend ?" it was good, I had all the boys round and we did the Harlem city shuffle with my wife."

by commiecumbucket September 10, 2022

Nantucket Shuffle

Sexual act involving at least two people during which one person defecates into the mouth of another followed by the defecating person moving, or "shuffling," the other’s mouth in order to chew the feces.

After giving Jane a Dirty Sanchez, Jane performed the Nantucket Shuffle on Dick.

by C-Dogg The Great December 15, 2008

Cincinnati shuffle

The act of directing a persons (male or female) attention away from you and then swiftly inserting your thumb in there rectum

Aaron: hey dude look at that tree
Parry: oh no you got me with the Cincinnati shuffle!!!

by halamacherryo February 21, 2014

shuffle

A group of nerds. Like a murder of crows of a gaggle of geese.

There was a shuffle of nerds waiting for the computer store to open.

by Steven De Costa September 17, 2006

iPod Shuffle

Not the poor person's iPod! Doesn't go fucked up as easy, you can actually re-create the iPod ads and not fuck the damn thing up, NO ONE WILL ACTUALLY LISTEN TO OVER 1,000 SONGS!! So shut up to all of you who go "It can't store up to 1,000 songs! Its shit!" Nobody fucking listens to that many songs so shut the fuck up, if anyone says its the "poor" person's iPod, then why do I own one!? I'm rich and I could buy 5 Nanos but I prefer the humble shuffle better! Shove it up yo ass sideways and smoke it! I'm not blowing a shitload on some MP3 that after a month will look like a piece of shit cause' of the scratches.

Idiot: "Look! I have the new iPod nano!!!"
Less-of-an-Idiot: "I have an iPod shuffle"
Idiot: "POORBIE!"
Less-of-an-Idiot: "At least mine doesn't look like a cat tried to find crack in it"

by Pissed off December 28, 2005

Shuffarrassment

The feeling of shame and embarrassment one experiences when a crappy and/or embarrassing song comes on while playing their mp3 player on shuffle for a group of people.

Man, when The Jonas Brothers came on at Nicky P's party, it was the worst. You could cut the shuffarrassment with a knife.

by Sraes Nave October 11, 2008

shuffed

Shuffed is where one is in the state of being a mixture of very drunk and high. Often the objective of most nights out to be in such a state. Commonly used in the Wiltshire area.

Mush, I'm going to get so shuffed tonight I won't know where I am.

I'm so fucking shuffed I can hardly see anything.

by Shotty rules December 4, 2015