Salty Wench

Women only....
retarded,stupid,idiotic,no sence of brains or morals..
total dumbass

tierney you are such a salty wench!!!

by ClutchKid August 21, 2009

Salty dog

When someone gives you a blow job when your penis has not been cleaned after the previous use and they look up and complain that it tastes salty, say "ARRR" like a pirate and forcefully pop it back in their mouth, and you have successfully administered the salty dog.

Cue: You taste salty, ewwww!!! (or any variation)
You say: Aye matey, that's me salty dog. ARRR!!!

by JustinOther September 30, 2007

salty

when a bro ditches his friends for a girl

mark: where is jason?
chris: he went to go fuck holly
mark: he is so salty

by soufpaw8 January 10, 2011

Salty

When someone is agitated, butt hurt, angry, or annoyed.

Jimmy~ What's up with Arnulfo?

Patrick~ He's just being salty because he lost.

by PartyPat March 4, 2015

Salty

A term popular among firefighters, to describe a firefighter who is aged and/or very experienced. It also describes a firefighter who is bitter because of his career choice.

One:Hey Captain, who is the SOD guy replacing our engineer.

Two:Oh you mean engineer McGuiness?

One:Damn I hate that salty firefighter. He is so old.

Two:Show him respect he was one of the first to respond to the metro crash.

by MrMiami December 13, 2012

Salty Cabbage

When a guy wipes a huge booger on his penis right before he gets a sloppy blow job from a fat chick.

Ex. 1 - that chick was really fat and looking extra hungry, so I gave her a salty cabbage.

Ex. 2 - I gave her a salty cabbage and she puked on my nads.

by chumplet December 9, 2008

Salty

Word that dumb-ass people use.

Tristan shouted "Salty" after playing a dating simulator.

Abundo was not noticed by senpai, which has caused him to feel salty.

by SmartGuy1 March 1, 2015