Road Shit 

Drivers/Vehicles/Potholes/Bottlenecks/Accidents/Intersections/Cops - pretty much ANYTHING that make roads shitty.

"Sorry I'm late, I got side-swiped by this major ROAD SHIT coming here."

"Don't pass the highway. Lots of ROAD SHITS down there."

"Pick a lane, you ROAD SHIT!"

"Use your signals, ROAD SHIT!"

Road Shit by shits mchighway November 5, 2013

road dong 

Getting head while driving a car

Only the most prostegust og men can do this. Don't get "road dong" confused with "road dome" this is very conserverary. Raod dong is a must higher ranking in blow jobs as it is done in a gentlamanly fashion, know by other people as rape. While road dome is sudmisive.

jake: Man did you really cuff that girl to your dick to get road dong?

zac: Yah no big deal.

Jake: you're the shit rainman!

road dong by Classic faggot October 6, 2015

Road Whore 

Traffic cops that do it for the money.

Traffic stops by road whores in un-marked cars are making up for budget reductions caused by the economic downturn.

Road Whore by cds_xxx_1951 November 15, 2009

Road Rage 

The Uphoric felling that you get at any time to go as fast as your car can possibly go while avoiding the cops at the same time

Damn..with my 1968 Dodge Charger R/T with a 426 hemi giving me 425 horsepower..I..FEEL...ROAD RAGE!!!

Road Rage by James Lowe June 18, 2004

Road Warrior 

The "road warrior" is the technical term for the combination of recieving a blowjob while driving in very tight circles while spinning the tires. Common usage definition is getting roadhead while doing donuts. This act is highly distracting and illegal, typically ending in a spectacular combination of pleasure, smoke, and shredded tires.

That girl can do such a good road warrior you'll never smell burning rubber the same again!

Road Warrior by 0074 April 15, 2009

road apple

when one has some beer left but they must hit the road either by foot or car. they brown bag it or just bring it with them anyway.

hey do you mind if i bring my road apple with us on the ride?

road apple by Zil April 27, 2006

Road Glue

Idiot gamer, total loser.

Accuses people of cheating with no evidence.

Road Glue by Buddha July 28, 2003