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pokemopolis

A group of basement-dwellers who have nothing better to do than look for sexual innuendo in a children's cartoon, although they claim it isn't one. Some of the main themes on the site are dodgyness, anti-rocketshipping, love of Koffing, Tracy being fat, Togepi being a demon, and jailbait. Although it sounds stupid as hell, it's actually one of the funniest websites out there.
Dodgemasters Tim and Lex run Pokemopolis. And Brandon is flaoting around there somewhere...
pokemopolis by Some random loser... December 14, 2008
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Pokemone 

Pokemone is the name of an urban tribe among Chile's youth that surfaced in the late 2000s. They are readily identifiable by their angular and pressed hairstyles, reminiscent of characters from the Japanese media franchise Pokémon. It is currently one of the largest and better known urban tribes in the country.

Pokemones dress similarly to other tribes, such as Otaku and Emo, but they are not followers of anime like the former, nor share the musical tastes of the latter. Pokemones are livelier and extroverted. During parties they dance to reggaeton music, while kissing and groping with as many people (male or female) as they can, which they call poncear. They make extensive use of the Internet, trading photos of themselves on image-sharing sites like Fotolog and communicating through MSN Messenger.

Pokemones are usually from the Chilean middle and lower class. They are frequently juxtaposed against another group, the so-called peloláis, well-to-do girls with long, straight fairer hair from private, Catholic schools.
Does n e 1 else hope Pokemones take over 1st World Countries?

Pookemon Go 

The act of playing 'Pokemon Go' while using a public toilet. Since you're indoors, sorting your pokemon, catching pokemon, or (s)wiping the same PokeStop while you squeeze out a Poodgeot
Dang... Bill just got a Meowth playing Pookemon Go at Shitpotle's.
Pookemon Go by mikebellman July 14, 2016

pokemotions 

The often extreme and powerful emotions created in relation to playing and talking about the Pokemon series of games.
Goddamnit, I've never played Pokemon, stop trying to share your Pokemotions with me!
pokemotions by Big Cow June 10, 2007
A worldwide mistaken word for pokemon.
Jill: I've caught a pidgey!!
Chris: What's a pidgey?
Jill: It's a pokeman!!
Olivia: No stupid it's pokeMON!!
pokeman by Caitlin13579 March 20, 2008

Ithurtswhenipikachu (PokeMonnorhea) 

1. A Link Cable Transmitted Disease (LCTD) contracted by contact with an infected person, television set, computer, GameBoy, GameBoy Advance, Nintendo GameCube, Nintendo DS, or Nintendo Wii, causing sore thumbs, headaches, the inability to forget anything related to this cash cow franchise, including but not limited to the names of all 493 pokemon, their stats, growth rates, locations and availability, habits, mating rituals, history, food chains, ecosystems, and origins.

2. Symptoms include: the inability to speak or think about anything unrelated to anything other than pokemon, and upon realization of the condition, a vain attempt to join in the conversations of others just to feel accepted after almost 10 years of knowing only pokemon as their god, and finally, a burning sensation caused whilst urinating.
person1:dude, did you see that episode of X-Play yesterday? Pokemon Diamond and Pearl totally got a 3/5!!
person2: lolzorz
chronic sufferer of Ithurtswhenipikachu (PokeMonnorhea): did you know that there are now over 493 different species of--
person1 and person2 together: stkfu, we don't want your disease!

Pokémong 

A Pokémon Go player who unsuspectingly walks into street furniture whilst trying to catch a Pokémon.
Haha that Pokémong just walked into a lamp post!
Pokémong by Parkinafaso July 12, 2016