Piss Ass 

Piss Ass is a disfunction that causes piss to come out of one's ass. Often mistaken for a form of cancer called ass cancer.

"yo dude I think I got Piss Ass"
"the doctor says I may be suffering from constant Piss Ass"
"why is piss coming out of my ass? oh, it may be Piss Ass"

Piss Ass by LexCroissantTheChildMolester June 3, 2019

Piss pants 

Childish insult and old school play ground favorite. Now replaced by far more offensive insults by our out of control youths who only enjoy talking utter filth...the little fucking bastards!

"haha James pissed his pants! He's mr piss pants and his dad is on the dole...lets run away!"

Piss pants by Cilled Messiah July 6, 2004

Piss like a Dragon 

When consuming alcoholic beverages, the need to urinate becomes unbearable. At that point it is appropriate to unleash the Dragon.

Ihave had so much beer, I need to piss like a Dragon.

Piss like a Dragon by Canvas Chris July 7, 2005

piss whiskers 

that perpetual three day "beard" most women seem to have surrounding their vaginal area. Usually the thatch is barely a 16th of an inch long..... Very irritating !!!

"Nothing I love better than a nice shaved, smooth cooter, but ya know....ol' Sweaty Betty's Piss Whiskers are a bit much to handle, and boy, do they irritate my face and chin!!!"

piss whiskers by PooterBoy427 August 22, 2006

piss hard-on 

Morning erection or hard-on combined with a need to urinate. The need to drain the lizard is not, in reality, the cause of the phenomenon.

I woke up with a piss hard-on, so I went out to the balcony of our hotel room, took a leak into the pool below, went back into the room and started to do her through the back door before she even was awake

piss hard-on by octopod July 24, 2004

piss bottle 

a bottle that is filled with pee - probably when there isn't a restroom around, such as on long car trips, or at the parents when showing face is not a wise idea, etc - hopefully a screw top for safe keeps

yo I can't believe that schiesty dude pissed in my cat's water cup, he really should of piss bottled it!!

piss bottle by pissbottle February 13, 2007

piss man

an official drug tester. since they usually test your piss, he is called "piss man".

hey dude i cant smoke this weekend... the piss mans comin on monday and i gotta stay clean.

piss man by soulbrotha06 April 30, 2009