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In need of speed

When you and your girlfriend and brother drive over 20 minutes in a snowstorm to get a fat sack of tweakydust.
It's snowing like hell but fuck it, we're in need of speed.
by YO PAPI JIM January 28, 2022
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you need medical attention?

If a furry asks you this, and say yes, you agree to a blowjob, rough anal sex session or a ride session
example seen below
"You need medical attention?" - Furry
"Yea im Bleeding" - Soldier
-- NEXT FRAMES WERE TOO GRAPHIC TO EXPLAIN --
by xdmankiller9000 May 18, 2022
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'if' one needed sex

a humorous aside to the constant status of the male.

there is no 'IF', 'possibly', 'probably' or 'maybe'; for the male! the male CONSTANTLY needs sex!! (with the exception of when the "big game" is on!! -or when the male has JUST 'e-jacked' !!
i'd hit that in a heartbeat, 'IF' i needed sex!!

she/he has high "doability", 'IF' one needed sex!!

'IF' one needed sex, they could "quaf their quim joys" with that!!
by michael foolsley October 30, 2011
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he/she needs an enema

Nurse 1"Why is that new nurse late again'?

Nurse 2 "She said her bady daddy was late picking up the kids due to a 19 car accident on the freeway that he caused because he is such a loser he 4 flat tires and then ran out of gas, so he abandoned his car and walked 3 miles to her house." According to her its not her fault she got knocked up by an irresponsible loser. '

Nurse 1 "Yeah, whatever, he/she needs an enema"
by voodoomutt May 1, 2012
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Ain’t No Need For That

What country people say when someone does something wrong or mean to their friends, family, team, etc..
AYE NOW, THEY AIN’T NO NEED FOR THAT! REF THATS A FOUL HE DONE KNOCKED EM OVER!
by crying girl13 December 1, 2018
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Felt the need to post

What Ayr fuckboys say when they "feel the need to post" that at the current time, Ayr has more players than Fallin. Then when Fallin has more than Ayr, They try their best to get you banned and scream bully.
Cookie: "Felt the need to post 💅 " *Posts an image of Ayr with 3 more players than Fallin*
(2 Days Later)
Kenadie: *Posts an image of Falin with 70 more players than Ayr*
Cookie: "Stop bullying us, you advertised ;("
by mznxbcvalskdjfhgqpwoeiryt November 16, 2020
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needham

a place where houses are worth 5 million dollars, great sports and amazing schools. You are considered poor if you are a girl with out a juicy outfit for every day of the year, or don't have a porsche.

it is also the bank capital of mass, probably cuz everybody is wicked rich.
Needham owns wellesley at everything.

"Go to the bank in ur boxter and get me a couple hundred to go shopping at juicy mommy!"
by yalll December 8, 2007
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