Moon Rod

A frozen turd rapped in foil.

Those moon rods Johnny has are awesome.

Moon Rod by Diamond Dick Dave December 12, 2017

Moon Turf 

The pubes that appear between and around the but hole, arse cheeks and gooch.

'she had a little more Moon Turf than expected, it made it hard to work around, even more than myself. She's started a turf war.'

Moon Turf by Deaf Empire April 23, 2018

moon sausage 

The long hard brick of a turd that comes out your ass hole after eating too much meat.

I was at work and went to the bathroom. as I opened my anus hole I unleashed my moon sausage.

moon sausage by Longharddump January 17, 2018

Moon streakzz 

The act of leaving streaks of ass sweat on chairs, desks, faces, homework, back of pants, and even on the top of coffins.

I felt so pleased with myself after leaving moon streakzz along my teacher’s desk

Moon streakzz by Platezz January 25, 2018

Moon Suit 

This is not what astronauts wear! Old dudes wear this. Batman wore this for his 156th birthday! SpongeBob wears this a lot! It is for your ugly faces, so they don't show much. Chicks hate it!

Boy 1:Your ugly.
Boy 2:Look at that moon suit you have!
Girl 1:I know! I cannot date him!

Moon Suit by NiceN0b0dy1 May 8, 2018

Moon Owner 

A superlative reference to someone with an amazing idea that could potentially make millions.

A term of amazement for your friend when he thinks of a brilliant idea while high.

Jimmy’s dad invented the straw. He is a fucking Moon Owner.

Chocolate ashtrays?Bro, you are a fucking Moon Owner.

Moon Owner by Heytherewoods March 4, 2018

Moon pig 

Used to describe those heavy in the gut, ass, face, arms, and fingers.

Hey, look at that moon pig. He's such a lard ball.

Moon pig by Mkbiggin March 16, 2018