Shit, it's a monkey

Term used my newly naturalised Australians (most notably Scottish) to notify of a koala in the near vicinity.

What's that on the road? Shit, it's a monkey

by That guy over there too November 22, 2010

Monkey Paw

(verb) to make a careless wish or ask for something without thinking about the consequences.

She asked for a car for graduation, but she totally monkey pawed it because not only did her parents buy her a smelly used car, but they took the money from her college fund so now she can't live on campus the first year and have to commute from home.

by Coramis July 29, 2010

moke

Hawaiian pidgin for: a big local "braddah"

Someone from Hawaii that is most or all of the following:

Hawaiian or Hawaiian mixed
Big!!!
Likes to scrap
Likes to drink
Drives a truck
Works construction
Longboards, bodyboards, or bodysurfs
Loves Hawaiian music
Loves to eat
Hates haoles
Goes offroading
Goes hunting (for wild pigs)
Owns a pitbull (or some other bad-ass dog)
Works Security/Bounces
Has a "Proud to Be Hawaiian" sticker on his truck
Cruizes at da beach on his day off
Lives in "da country" outside of the city

Wut, you going Waianae side? Watch out get plenny mokes out dea! No act dumb!!

All da mokes wen chase me outta da watah!!

by JLiRD March 5, 2007

mokey

To smoke tobacco mixed with marijuana out of a waterpipe.

Let's go snap smoke mokey's down at the creek.

by mokeymonster October 18, 2007

nigger monkey

a combination between "Nigger" and "Porch Monkey".

both of those words are racist insults directed to african americans.

it can also be used as an exclamation of surprise or from pain, etc.

d00dd look at that stupid nigger monkey faggot.

HOLY NIGGER MONKEY YOU SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME.

NIGGER MONKEY! that really hurt!

by SORRY! NOT GIVIN' MAHH NAME. December 20, 2007

Snow Monkey

A racial slur towards white people

White racist to black guy: "You're a n****r."

Black guy: "hahahaha, I'd rather be a n****r than a f**king snow monkey."

by JohnDoe123abc March 16, 2013

choke-the-monkey

Another term used to masturbate for a male (Choke the monkey)

Jacking off- Self pleasure until ejaculation or orgasim. The boy was so horny that he needed to choke-the-monkey.

by Ben Jolson May 19, 2008