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escape key 

Means of escaping a stressful situation or bad trip. Often in the form of xanax or klonopin, another tool in the arsenal of someone tripping to be used in case of an emergency.
At a party where people are getting shithoused, Tom and Jerry show up with a belly full of shrooms and realize they know nobody there.

Tom: Is that guy really gutting a fish in the kitchen?
Jerry: Whoa. I can't handle this.
(Somebody bursts past them on the way to throw up off the porch)
Tom: Yeah fuck this mess. Glad we brought escape keys.
escape key by Psudo Nymm September 25, 2010
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Ms. Forchini (4-key-knee) 

Alcoholic ass bitch, that naps in class cuz she’s divorced and alone.
Ms. Forchini (4-key-knee) was so hung over during her second period, that a student had to drive her drunk ass home.

Low key dying 

When the cumulative hangover hit you but you don't want to puss out. Your slowly slipping back and forth between hungover/sober and drunk.
Dude, I am low key dying right not. Hand me a beer

The Red Key

Original owner of a popular discord server, He got rejected for being mentally slow in the brain. He was a close friend to EpiNick as you may know, Red key also has the weakest 2k saiyan in Final Stand.
"Guy 1: Have you ever heard of The Red Key"
"Guy 2: Rarely, I heard his lame ass fell off"
"Guy 1: True, He's probably working as a backup doctor"

Master Key 

A shotgun used to blow-open locked doors.
The front man in the stack shot both hinges with the master key. The next guy hit the door with a battering ram.
Master Key by GewehrWolf April 10, 2007

The Enter Key

Don't hit this key when you enter your definition into the UrbanDictionary, or it will go to The UrbanVortex.
The Enter Key by RatchetBoo October 21, 2003