Lisa Johnson

A girl who plays with Littlest Pet Shops and tap dances in grocery stores. Doesn’t know how to tie shoes and doesn’t shut the fuck up about dinosaurs.

Person 1: Hey! There’s Lisa Johnson!
Person 2: Yeah, I knew heard some clicking!

by NotVivian October 3, 2021

Lumpy Johnson

Multple brown nuggets left on a fat Johnson after anal sex

Ahhhhhh! BITCH GAVE ME A LUMPY JOHNSON!!!

by gatomontez April 11, 2019

Evelyn Johnson

A beautiful brunette nurse in Pearl Harbor, and the love interest of Danny Walker and Rafe McCawley. She is stunning, quiet natured and sweet. But don't mess with her. She has a fierce side that can get mean quickly. She is devoted, determined and passionate, and she has a big heart. Which she shares with the two men she loves. She is a also very much a free spirit.

Danny: Gosh Evelyn Johnson is pretty

Rafe: Get you own man, she's mine.

by CountryChic637 May 31, 2015

D-Johnsoned

The feeling of being grabbed by a man of unusually large hands.

Hey, did you see the way the bouncer just D-johnsoned me?

by Refarf May 22, 2019

Johnson control

Phrase used to refer to a condom by women as a condition for receiving sex. Alludes to the permissive control device of mechanical equipment the must be engaged before operation of a hydraulic piston. A shield, cover, or interlock that permits a piston to function, and protects people.

If you expect to get any; You better have a johnson control, or keep your Johnson under control.

by Americus Null-Dalit June 8, 2013

Nigron Johnson

The first black person

Everyone on Earth was white until Nigron Johnson was born

by Doodar Poonjabi August 3, 2022

Emily Johnson

Emily Johnson is a well known celebrity who is well known for dancing on a app called tik tok

"oh did you see Emily Johnson new post?"

"yeah she's a good dancer isn't she"

by Dora Johnson November 2, 2019