Farting jellyfish

The unfortunate side effect of spending time in a body of water (such as a pool or bath) after being on the receiving end of anal sex.

I went for a swim after getting bummed by several flamboyant gentlemen and to my astonishment I found I kept farting jellyfish.

by Jellyfish Duke September 10, 2019

Jiggly Jellyfish Butt

The peak of compliments. Named after undeniably the best creature on the planet, the jellyfish, this is a person who's jelly is greater than their sting

Have you met my mom? She's a jiggly jellyfish butt.

Oh my god Becky! Look at her jiggly jellyfish butt!

by The Arachnid April 7, 2020

Mexican Jelly Beans

Bullets shot into the air at a Mexican party or festival

It was raining Mexican jelly beans last night, three cows were killed and I need a new roof now

by Miguel Sanitarium December 13, 2020

King Jellyfish

The King jellyfish, also known by his Latin name, Cnidaria Rex, is a giant male jellyfish who is the ruler of all the jellyfish, along with his wife, the Queen jellyfish. He also goes under the name of ImJellyfish if he's feeling kinky

Woah! Look at King Jellyfish! He has enormous tentacles!

by anonymous9438482 March 6, 2021

Powdered Jelly Donut

Snorting cocaine off of your friend's puckered asshole

Me:
Bro i got a Powdered Jelly Donut last night if you know what i mean ;)

You:
What the fuck?

by Pugachev01 September 10, 2022

Petroleum jelly

What we all know as "vaseline". Vaseline is the name of a petroleum jelly brand.

Petroleum jelly can prevent chapped hands and lips.

by untiteqm September 6, 2023

Peanut butter jelly sammich

When your girl eats smucker’s jam out of your Anus while jerking you off with whole wheat bread

“Hey babe, can I get one of your world famous peanut butter jelly sammiches”?

by Penisbutterandjam October 12, 2018