grammar porn

used whenever someone has an obession with grammar and fantasizes about it deeply.

"i bet lucas just watches grammar porn, because he's obsessed with it."

by sucka4grammar April 23, 2017

grammar headache

A headache caused by the visual onslaught of grammatically incorrect text. Some times bringing out the grammar nazi in you.

Mike's essay have me a grammar headache. It had too many errors.

by P.L Johnsen May 3, 2017

grammar

A mythical teaching where only the people who have the patience can learn this teaching...
Most people on the internet don't want to learn it though...

Imbecile:"what is 2 equals 2 ? I need know answer NOW!!!"
Reasonable person:"You will recieve the answer once you are in the league of grammar students!"

by candandancan July 15, 2017

grammar

something nobody fucking uses

Graham:your a piece of shit

Jim:actually its you're why don't you use grammar

by ghostrider2X50 April 19, 2018

Grammar

The very thing that online arguments lack

Ey: My brand has much better prices as well as better and more revolutionary

design choices that truly help user.

Bee: But ur Bwand is rtrded! Fuk u and ior fuk innn famly!

Ey: You could really use a double dose of grammar, Bee

by Haishadesu October 28, 2017

grammarterrorist

Someone who misspells words on purpose as a sign of resistance against the grammarnazi's.

My brother is such a grammarterrorist, he always uses text language in e-mails !

by DeafBySilence November 9, 2017

Grammar Soviet

A Grammar Soviet is like a Grammar Nazi, just a bit softer and slower to condemn you to the fiery pits of hell than a Grammar Nazi would be.

Random Guy on Reddit: lOL I JUST GOT TEH KNEW COD GAME!! I NO UR ALL JEALOUS!

Grammar Nazi comment in this scenario: Oh my God, is English even your first language? Learn to speak properly or get the fuck out, please.
Grammar Soviet comment in this scenario: Okay, that a truly horrible sentence—if we can even call it that. Make sure to either slow down and think about what you’re typing or have someone proofread. Please.

by Winders 11 April 20, 2018