Jesse what the fuck are you talking about 

A statement that can be made when one around you says something that is complete nonsense, like excessive usage of modern internet slang or memes in regular conversation, or can be used in response to incomprehensible subjects.

Originated from voice edits of Jesse Pinkman and Walter White from Breaking Bad in diners

Jesse Pinkman: Yo Mr. White, did you hear that the new egirl bussy was a doomer based cuck?

How about the time he was ratioed in 4k because he was down bad, fr, on God.
Walter White: Jesse what the fuck are you talking about?

Jesse what the fuck are you talking about by TripleAron May 17, 2022

shut the fuck up you piece of shit 

Something you say to filthy casual plebs

Hey Dinger, shut the fuck up you piece of shit

shut the fuck up you piece of shit by Mlglmaolmao July 24, 2016

I don't fuck with you 

Wanting nothing to do with someone, whether as a friend/acquaintance or more. Can be abbreviated as "idfwy" or "idfwu". Gained popularity from Big Sean's song. Not to be confused with the sexual meaning of "fucking someone".

Kacey: Hey why don't we invite Lisa to the party?
Marissa: Hell no. I don't fuck with her, she's annoying

Jason: Hey baby I miss you, let's get back together
Kacey: No thanks, I don't fuck with you

I don't fuck with you by LeiDomingues July 31, 2016

fuck with you 

It means that someone likes you a lot. Like they think you're cool and want to be your friend.
Usually used in the bay area. To show that you really really like someone you say, "I fuck with you too tough" or "I fuck with you hella hard"

"Bruh I fuck with you so hard. You are the homie"

fuck with you by GD Capo November 12, 2013

i wanna fuck on you 

i’m definitely trying to fuck, like i just wanna fuck on you

“damn baby i wanna fuck on you”

i wanna fuck on you by kabfiel78 May 30, 2019

where the fuck are you 

WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU?
WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU?
WHY DON'T PRESIDENTS FIGHT THE WAR?
WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SEND THE POOR?
WHY DON'T PRESIDENTS FIGHT THE WAR?
WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SEND THE POOR?
WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SEND THE POOR?
WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SEND THE POOR?

Hmm, BYOB, how does that one go again?

"WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU"
"WHERE, THE FUCK, ARE YOUUUUU!"

where the fuck are you by Densester June 14, 2019

Fuck Off You Cunt 

When someone is being bothered by a certain someone and is starting to get really pissed off and wants them to just go away or shut up.

Michal: "It is a verb then"
Patryczku: "Michalku, just Fuck Off You Cunt"

Fuck Off You Cunt by The Ultimate Finger Blaster June 12, 2016