"Bro. We hadn't been to the playoffs in so long that after we made it last night I had a full on emotional ejaculation"
by WGHSci October 09, 2023
The art of spewing your feelings, with no particular point of interest. Typically, this performance occurs prior to utter inebriation.
Usually, Bob is a pretty quiet guy. After a few too many shots last night though, Suzy became the target of his emotional ejaculation.
by teamknapsack June 27, 2017
An emotion mask is something referenced my Spade while taking about reading people better, as described Spade said "Everyone wears a mask, the mask they chose will affect the rest of their life, some people get lucky and pick a good one, others aren't as fortunate. Not all masks are unintentional, some people choose one to hide their real feelings. Although it is possible to crack an emotion mask it's very hard, only the owner of the mask can choose to take it off"
by RedIxora February 12, 2021
the act of vomiting into a microwave belonging to an ex as retribution for a breakup. The vomit is cooked steaming hot and door left open filling the room with a foul stench. Though not required, one may choose to place a tiny kazoo on top of the vomit for comedic garnish.
I scarfed down some tacos, packed up the rest of my gear then let loose with a fresh serving of emotional chilli.
I came home and the place reeked of puke. It looked like emotional chilli from my ex. WTF? a kazoo?
I came home and the place reeked of puke. It looked like emotional chilli from my ex. WTF? a kazoo?
by Ignatius Grippa January 08, 2014
The ruin of humanity
Imagine a world with no emotion. no sympathy, we would do what is best for our survival, we wouldn't make decisions on what it makes us feel.
Imagine a world with no emotion. no sympathy, we would do what is best for our survival, we wouldn't make decisions on what it makes us feel.
by Cynical dragons November 28, 2017
that thing you hide because you'll either get bullied for expressing them, get outcasted by your family, get abandoned by your friends, etc.
by emotional salami December 14, 2020