double decker cheese loaded bastard

so this bastard took a double decker, and loaded it with cheese. crazy

"Hey, take a look at this double decker cheese loaded bastard. He's afraid of the imminent heat death of the universe, what a loser." *skateboards away*

by 6aXL September 30, 2020

Double-decker

To fold ones erection back on itself then reinsert to continue coitus.

I totally double-deckered my girlfriend/boyfriend last night.

by Stephan Noir February 4, 2021

Sea Decked My Cuddy

To spread one’s own semen on another man’s buttocks.

I sea decked my cuddy all weekend with my boyfriend Kevin.

by SamDog76 April 30, 2021

Triple Deke

When a grown man finesses his way into a single mothers pants via her lonely son seeking a father figure.

When she pulls the goalie, go for the triple deke.

by 1ckmon September 20, 2021

Upper Decker

When a phish show is so bad, someone jumps from the top tier head first into the audience.

"Brah, are they playing gotta jiboo again? Gawd I'm gonna smoke some sourD then take an Upper Decker'

by MomoDanceSkunkPusky October 18, 2021

Ted Dekker

Christian author who likes ripping characters hearts out. You might not survive his books, but but it will be exciting to see you go.

I like this character, too bad Ted Dekker is going to kill him in the second half, even if he is the main character.

by epl692 December 15, 2021

Triple Deckered

Being drunk high and buzzed off of nicotine all at the same time

My boi Noah was triple deckered at that party last night

by Steeze February 10, 2022