Crack head John 

A man in his 30's who has lost all to his addiction to the crack pipe

Hey, is John on the STEM FAST diet.
Have you seen John? Yes I have he is at the shelter.
Hey man can you spare a $5 for some food,or a 20 for some rock?
I am a cracker but i like to be called a ROCK STAR

Crack head John by silly March 7, 2005

Crack Itch 

When your ass crack itches like crazy and wont stop no matter how hard or how often you scratch it.

Person 1: Dude, my ass is itching like crazy and it wont stop!
Person 2: Damn, you got the crack itch

Crack Itch by theaeroplaneflieshigh August 9, 2010

crack sheriff 

1. A complete deusche bag
i.e. someone who's car you would completely cover in snow just for the hell of it even though it take great effort.

2. Evil robot clones sent from the past to destroy the future (the present)
i.e. when you're high and playing super smash bros, and evil robot star fox and mario attempt to take over the world and you have to defeat them all the way back through their portals into Lunch-Lady-Land.

That crack sheriff wont stop parking in front of the stairs

dammit andy, that crack sheriff mario robot clone just came from the past and home-run batted me!

crack sheriff by Good_Mario December 14, 2008

crack a happy

When the male reproductive organ becomes erect.

guy1:dude when i was talking to Danielle i almost cracked a happy.
guy2:Haha, that would of sucked dude. To crack a happy in public is embarrassing.

Alternate names: Woody, boner, prof. stiffy, rod, ect...

crack a happy by Keller Brewer March 26, 2008

Crack a Sam

to become extremely annoyed or right fucking pissed at someone.

Matt: Fuck you guys im going home
Anna: ooooooo someone crack a sam????

Crack a Sam by TonnyDanza February 24, 2009

Crack-stache 

A type of heavy mustache cause by too much drug use.

"Look at Jon's Crack-stache!"
"I know, its so thick! He'd better shave that thing, it looks like a friggen ferret."
"And he should stop smoking pot."

Crack-stache by Not_To_Be_Named March 3, 2009

crack tweet

Rambling incoherent twitter postings which are made usually while under the influence of drugs/alcohol/self-importance. Often posted in rapid fire and contradictory to previous posts. Well known crack tweet-ers are Lindsay Lohan, Tila Tequila, and Courtney Love.

An example crack tweet from Lindsay Lohan this November (in rapid fire)

"When does “going for a drive” turn into “walking into teddys with @carlosncharge and a girl"

"Too bad I can catch someone in a lie when I heart voyeur"

"Jess s is with kellun hahahahahahaha"

" so much for s not being “public” guess fame is better with premiere kids."

or

"Did you see the crack tweets that Courtney Love posted about losing custody of her daughter?"

crack tweet by laxqt24 January 14, 2010