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Crack Itch

When your ass crack itches like crazy and wont stop no matter how hard or how often you scratch it.

Person 1: Dude, my ass is itching like crazy and it wont stop!
Person 2: Damn, you got the crack itch

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to get fucked in the ass. It came about from a female who was talking about a mechanic, she wanted him to fix her radiator, then fuck her in the ass.

mechanic #1: that old bitch over there asked if anyone here can "fix my radiator", and i told her you could.

mechanic #2: oh hell no!

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