Rambling incoherent twitter postings which are made usually while under the influence of drugs/alcohol/self-importance. Often posted in rapid fire and contradictory to previous posts. Well known crack tweet-ers are Lindsay Lohan, Tila Tequila, and Courtney Love.
An example crack tweet from Lindsay Lohan this November (in rapid fire)
"When does βgoing for a driveβ turn into βwalking into teddys with @carlosncharge and a girl"
"Too bad I can catch someone in a lie when I heart voyeur"
"Jess s is with kellun hahahahahahaha"
" so much for s not being βpublicβ guess fame is better with premiere kids."
or
"Did you see the crack tweets that Courtney Love posted about losing custody of her daughter?"
"When does βgoing for a driveβ turn into βwalking into teddys with @carlosncharge and a girl"
"Too bad I can catch someone in a lie when I heart voyeur"
"Jess s is with kellun hahahahahahaha"
" so much for s not being βpublicβ guess fame is better with premiere kids."
or
"Did you see the crack tweets that Courtney Love posted about losing custody of her daughter?"
by laxqt24 January 14, 2010
Apr 21 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose

