Brenda

A name for a girl trying desperately hard to be ghetto fabulous, or gangster. Her activities usually include getting white boy wasted with a $10 jug of vodka or jagermeister, if she can pony up the doeski. She's typically a high school drop out and is lucky if she gets her GED. She spends most of her time unemployed or at dead end jobs. Her only long term goals are being able to get dat green everyday and eventually ending up on welfare. She speaks in nothing but ebonics, and finds it extremely challenging to hold a normal conversation without using words like yo, crib, G, or profanities. She's usually a slut, having sex with pretty much anyone who wants her. This is the type of girl you will want to hit and quit, but never bring home to meet mom.

Girl 1 at bar : "That muhfucker was in my crib furred as shit and i told him he better have dat green or he needed to dip!"

Girl 2 at bar : "He just thought he'd roll up without bring the kush? That's some bullshit ass shit girl"

Guy at bar to friend : "Dude, there's only Brendas at this bar. Let's get the hell out of here."

by Hulk1203 August 4, 2012

Brendan and Ashlee

The perfect couple. Soul mates. Opposites who complete each other in every way. Everyone loves them and is jealous of their relationship.

girl: Why cant we just be like Brendan and Ashlee?
boy: yeah they are kind of perfect

by brrrrrrrr32 July 23, 2011

hot brenda

If an ugly girl is naked, save for a sunhat, while coming on to you. Tell her to close her eyes, and slowly take off her hat. After you get it off, shit it in. Then place it back on her head.

At the beach party, a girl started hitting on me. That night she came up to my room and stood naked in front of me. She wasn't hot and I was drunk, so I gave her a Hot Brenda.

by Simon Fairway September 13, 2008

Brench

Owned, to own, brake. A meaningless threat. Or breaking a bench, that is the root of the word.

"Imma brench you n00b"

by Glus_Master March 12, 2007

briend

Neither a friend nor a buddy. This person lies between an acquaintance and a friend. You call someone a briend only after knowing them for only about a week.

A: Do you know Jered?
B: Oh yeah, he's one of my Briend's. I met him at school last week...

by potmoutheroff June 28, 2015

Briend

Noun (plural "Briends")
1. A close male friend with which one does not have a romantic relationship with.

2. A slang abbreviation for the phrases "Boy Friend" or "A friend whom is a boy".

Me and my 2 briends are going to have a sleep-BROver before we go hunting in the morning.

by rtrimyer December 29, 2017

Briend

Name that you call your friend thats a boy. instead of saying boyfriend.

He's my best Briend.

by someonewhohasexperiancedit March 8, 2019