buttenis

Rotten stench of butt and penis ... male version of buttussy

That man's crotch reeks of buttenis

by sexysaver January 1, 2014

Batter

This term used when you are going to “fuck someone up” so hard that they cannot sit onself down for many months.
This term can also be used when you will fuck someone hard during sexual intercourse.

Harry said to James: “I’m going to batter you. Then I’ll batter yer mam”

by Momo456 December 18, 2018

Batterpoints.club

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by Nasim akhtar January 22, 2019

batter spatter

When a man is attempting to sew his seeds but not get his wife pregnant

Wife: Honey, I’m hungry. Can you make me some breakfast.

Husband: Sure! What would you like?

Wife: Ooh! Something with your famous batter spatter…

Husband: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

by ITS_GOOD_FOR_YOU March 5, 2022

glorified bartender

A loose doctor who writes prescriptions for whatever you want with no qualms. Also see "quack."

I heard this first on the Bill Maher show. It was in reference to Anna Nicole Smith's doctor.

Did you hear about the cocktail of prescription meds they found in Anna Nicole Smith?

Yeah, no wonder she was always so spun.

Her doctor was just a glorified bartender.

by Jared Prox May 8, 2007

Miss Batton

A complete and utter overweight dwerp who can't find clothes to fit her and will never find anything that she's good at.

Why are you wearing that shirt? You look as fat as Miss Batton...

You're almost as thick as Miss Batton.

You put on 5 stone? You must have the same diet as Miss Batton...

by Bowes232 November 6, 2012

Waffle Batter

The act of a male having sex with a female whose vagina is infected with blue waffle, then ejaculating baby batter upon or inside said vagina.

"Dude...Jack scored last night with that broad with a blue waffle!"
"Shit, yeah, man, that guy gave her waffle batter!"

by Xterra June 27, 2016