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Smithy banter

Gaining copious amounts of banter or laughter from someone of the forename or surname 'Smith' Usually ending in said Smith becoming popular or well known in the bater and comedy world.
"I had some proper laughs off James last night!"
"James Smith?"
"Yeah he's got some Smithy banter going on"
by Kate Winslut October 2, 2011
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child basher

Kim Matin, the huge c*nt
by Poorasiankidknockedout February 7, 2014
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Wife basher

1. An Australian slang referring to singlet generally worn by labourers who expected their wives to keep to a certain standard, and made sure they did, hence the name

2. A person who uses physical violence to beat their wife into submission, generally referring to males as the dominant, but is possible for a female due to same-sex marriage legislation
1. "Oi mate, check out me new wife basher; a beauty, ain't it?"

2. "Don't go near him, he's a wife basher."
by Erwachte Australier May 8, 2018
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barterballing

the action of trading testicles with another man to increase/decrease size or increase/decrease amount of semen produced
Sam and I were barterballing yesterday and my stitches from the operation are still sore.
by the clit commander1 June 22, 2011
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cheeky banter

When your having banter with the lads preferably outside nandos, and the banter is extremly witty and funny to cheeky for your average geezer
Guy 1: My mum got mad at me for calling my sister spunk monkey so i started just calling her gooch cauz it funny.
Guy 2: Thats some cheeky banter that m8
by Pickledgooch December 1, 2016
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Bible basher

Someone who bashes the bible in every sentence

In other words they should of just rolled down the inside of their mamas leg
Jim: God made that and that and that an-

Bob: shut up you uneducated bible basher, your obviously a mistake
by RealGForce May 27, 2020
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Bacterium

Bacterium is a bi-gendered creature, most often found in zombies. It is most often pink, but oftentimes green.
"Dude, I can't tell whether thats a girl or a boy!"
"Yep, thats a total bacterium..."
by FelixPhoenix October 15, 2006
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