barejack

The act of male masturbation without any lubricant.

Nick had seen many sexy ladies while walking his dog through the park. He was pretty wound up and as soon as he got home, he had to barejack just to get himself back in focus.

by von groovy August 18, 2017

Bareth

Long-form version of the name Barry, mirroring the similar combination of Garry/Gareth. Sadly fictional.

Barry Manilow (born Bareth Alan Pincus; June 17, 1943) is an American singer-songwriter

by YellarMail December 14, 2017

Barebones

Something really basic, simple or "only the essential"/ something that isn't too complex, but good/works. Used mainly for PCs, but also for other things such as cars, other eletronics, houses/apartments, and also the playlist from Call of Duty: Black Ops

"I just bought a barebones pc"

"That car is very barebones"
"The apartament I live is pretty barenones, but I like it"

by BPTRY June 17, 2019

Barefoot Skunk

barefoot skunk is a phrase so offense and obscure that legally we cannot reveal its meaning.

-“Hey AJ I was kidding about telling my mom about barefoot skunk”
-“Are you sure, it seemed pretty real to me”
-“No I am serious, I did not. You got pranked”

by barefootskunk42069 December 13, 2019

Bareham

Bareham is the last name of a really nice guy. They usually are short and dense, often time's being compared to a dwarf star as he can consume literally all of the truffle fries. If he has this last name it generally means they are shy but are a really good person and cares about his friends.

"You're on a discord server with Bareham?" "Yeah he's a great guy to hang out with"
"Hey you know dwarf star?" "You mean Bareham?"

by CoffeeBagel April 9, 2020

bareback steveing

When you get so drunk , you have unprotected sex with male or female and you sober up you get really worried because you don't know if you caught as std.

Dude, I need to go to the clinic, I went bareback steveing last night.

by Hey man it's STIMPY December 18, 2020

Barefoot Wine

A very cheap wine typically consumed by basic white girls.

Woman A: "Hey, I brought some barefoot wine."
Woman B: "You're so basic"

by bwg1940 March 25, 2021