badger milk 

like steroids but with more omph!!! and better and faster and more powerful results

bri serves a volleyball over the net and it goes across the endline because she is so powerful.

birdy: 'Roids!!!
taylor: on the badger milk are we bri??

badger milk by AllieBaBy02010 April 17, 2006

badger fun

when a person dances and plays games with loads of badgers. they sing songs such as "lord of the dance" by barley bree and "toxic" by britney spears.
to play games with badgers such as chess, checkers and cludo.

"im having loads of badger fun right now" said to billy over the phone.
"yeah" said billy.

badger fun by kirk lizard 556 January 5, 2009

Litos Badgend 

A person who stimulate one's genitals with one's hand for sexual pleasure with higher frequency than the national average. Typically lonely and repressed in nature. Identifiable by their favoured arm being considerably more swoll than the other, along with very dry hand.

Chad: "Fucking hell that guy Hugh strokes his french stick a lot; 19 times a week I heard"
Brad: "Yeah he's a fucking Litos Badgend mate; he must be raw as fuck"
Chad: "Fucking incel"
Hugh: *fapfapfapfap.....*

Litos Badgend by lb6969 February 4, 2018

Releasing the Badger 

1.) The escape of one's own odor from the rear.

2.) The art of releasing gaseous fumes from the body strategically so mortal enemies unknowingly walk through them.

Jackie: Nikki I have been releasing the badger all over the store.

Releasing the Badger by Baby Badger March 27, 2010

horny ass badger 

A Horny Badger that over indulges in crawling in and out of Asses, or a badger that enjoys hardcore Anal

That guy is such a horny ass badger. Check out that horny ass badger

horny ass badger by The Electric Weasel April 22, 2015

poking the badger

The act of harassing, cajoling or otherwise provoking a reaction from a crabby overworked colleague.

"Daves still not completed that document and I asked him a thousand times!" "Don't worry- just keep poking the badger"

poking the badger by Gravydavy March 21, 2016

Skunk Like a Badger

When someone is terrible at something you call them Skunk Like a Badger, as they stink like a skunk and look like a badger (go outside you wont).

Samantha: Playing Fortnite with Dave
Dave: fucking annihilates Samantha.
Dave: "You're bad, you're free, literally and figuratively dogwater, straight up Skunk Like a Badger, any askers?"

Skunk Like a Badger by ClownJuice August 31, 2021