Broken socket wrench

When someone is dumber than a tool, they are a broken tool. Such as a broken socket wrench.

You're a broken socket wrench

by Mountain Life December 5, 2022

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broken bottleneck

Sling your neck around like a broken bottle a crack head chick

Look at that broken bottleneck right there

by Dairy of a madman January 4, 2023

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a broken finger is where your finger got fractured and hurts like shit when you try to bend it even slightly. it's so swollen that it has gyatt and tits. it hurts. send help. please. i went to the hospital for a fucking broken ass finger. it hurts. give me god. please help 😭😭😭

john: hey you guys i'm back to school!!
patricia: how's your finger??
john: .. broken as fuck, a broken finger. send help. my mum sent me to school and i can't write because my middle finger is affected on my right hand.

by timbleton jr the 3rd September 16, 2023

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Broken

Something that is fully functional but acts the opposite.

Refusing to accept the reality.
A person acting the opposite in a normal circumstance.

Ex. A child runs into a wall and is laughing at the pain he/she is feeling,
Mother responds “I think my child is broken”.
Ex. He said “she isn’t laughing when I tickle her I think she’s broken”.
Ex. “My brother just got in a wreck and it made me laugh. I think I’m broken”.

by 1Cloud April 6, 2024

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