longdog after a bitch

To proceed with something right away; in a hurry.

When Harry found out he won the lottery, he quit his job and took off like a longdog after a bitch to collect his winnings.

A longdog a crossbreed between two sightdogs (example: Saluki x Greyhound - Deerhound x Greyhound - Whippet x Greyhound)

Bitch is a female dog.

by Moonmanphoto October 8, 2013

videos after dark

Watching excessive amounts of porn at night just because no one is around.

What are those noises coming from Timmy's room? Those are his videos after dark!

by Timmy Burch June 18, 2014

"morning after" panties

n.) The underwear your girlfriend found in your dresser that she decided to put on. (May be described as absolutely sexy.)

My girlfriend took a shower and turned my boxers into "morning after" panties because she couldn't find her thong.

by StarWolf777RJ July 19, 2016

Love after lockup

Train wreck

Have you heard they’re making season 3 of Love After Lockup??

by loveafterlockup February 29, 2020

Mexican after party

Diarrhea after spicy food. When your asshole is burning after you ate too much jalapeños.

Man, I can’t go out tonight, I’m having a Mexican after party.

by Limp Blitzkrieg October 7, 2020

The Denny's after-effect

After eating at Denny's, one shall feel dazed and full of greasy yummy food and ready to pop in bed.

Shortly after we ate at Denny's, most people started to feel the Denny's after-effect.

by rofllmao18 February 9, 2009

The "Day After" Shit

The first shit after a St. Patrick's day green beer party. This green turd smells like a frat house after a keg party.

I killed my room mates with the "day after" shit. Paybacks are a bitch.

by Football Fn Monkey July 6, 2016