weasel

to take a pee

I have to take a weasel.

by Justin August 16, 2003

weaselcheese

A prominent and succesful new website selling duct tape accessories including customized shoes, not to be confused with the little known cartoon "The Cheese Weasel"

"Hey I went to weaselcheese today."

by Bo Diddly August 27, 2004

Wessel Angel Wings

Big, often stiff feathered hair wings on the side of a mans head. Very popular in the eightees. Sometimes still spotted at state fairs. Often accompany tank tops and spray design t-shirts.

Whoa did you see the Wessel Angel Wings on that carny over by the tilt-a-whirl? Which one? Oh yeah there are two of them.

by BD FERG November 23, 2007

weasel-faced

To get drunk, hammered, shit-faced.

I want to get weasel-faced.

by BikeShopMike January 16, 2008

Weigel

Being Fish Hooked by a guy after he had the finger in your butt and causing a mouth sore.

What is that on your lip? Did your boyfriend Weigel you?

booty fish hook

by Panels January 4, 2018

Chaseing a weasel

Jerking off. Lopeing a mule. Choaking a chicken.

I was chaseing my weasel while watching Madona give head.

by Dave December 11, 2003

Axis of Weasels

A term used in the Scottish sport of ferret-legging to refer to the penis.

"Aye laddie, the largest of the buggers bit the ol' Axis of Weasels and would 'na turn loose!"

by pro-nun-see-A-shun March 18, 2003